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Somewhere in the jungles of Vietnam...He had been all through the jungle for days and days looking for the P.O.W.s that had been stranded at that Viet-Cong campsite. He arrived a mere hour ago to find not only the P.O.W.s, but every enemy soldier in the camp as well. Even with all his years as a Green Beret in Vietnam, John Rambo had never seen anything quite so... grotesque in all his life. Men with their skin flayed, hanging from approximated meathooks as their blood dripped into one large pool underneath their collective bodies. As he emptied out the camps supply of weapons - complete with guns, a Bowie knife or two, and an entire quiver of exploding arrows, he began to think. Nothing human could have done this... no animal either... one thing was certain - John Rambo would find out who... Someone had to pay for this. Someone would pay... He would make certain of it! Meanwhile...The alien entity known as the Predator watched from high in the trees as John Rambo began to stalk him. This, he thought, would be fun... 
John J. Rambo versus The Predator
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Pred is invisible, has cloaking [no rain mentioned...] and has the Medicomp, not to mention weapons including but not limited to the Smart Disc, Self-destruct, Remote Bombs, Plasmacaster, Speargun, Netgun, Wrist Blades, and Combistick. Compare that to a couple of guns and knives, and a few explosive arrows.
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Pred is invisible, has cloaking [no rain mentioned...] and has the Medicomp, not to mention weapons including but not limited to the Smart Disc, Self-destruct, Remote Bombs, Plasmacaster, Speargun, Netgun, Wrist Blades, and Combistick.
Compare that to a couple of guns and knives, and a few explosive arrows.
If Arnold can pretend to kill a Predator with just those things, then so an Sly.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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... I can't remember. Didn't he self-destruct? Wasn't he already wounded?
Besides, realistically speakin', Predators should be able to evade traps.
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Danny Glover can beat a Predator in hand-to-hand combat. Danny Glover!
If Danny Glover can beat a Predator, then Rambo should have no problem.
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 I vote that Predator 2 be stricken from the records. There ARE comic books and games, you know? Not to mention AvP. In all of those... the Predator proves itself to be the dominant race.
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Not to mention AvP.
In all of those... the Predator proves itself to be the dominant race.
Predator got his ass injected with an alien baby. Plus, he had to team up with a human to win the day.
And Arnold kicked the shit outta Predator with the same traps John Rambo used in his first movie.
Win......... Rambo.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Rambo will take Predator as fast as I can take a warm sock from my mother's dryer.
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If Arnold can pretend to kill a Predator with just those things, then so an Sly.
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Danny Glover can beat a Predator in hand-to-hand combat. Danny Glover!
If Danny Glover can beat a Predator, then Rambo should have no problem.
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Predator got his ass injected with an alien baby. Plus, he had to team up with a human to win the day.
And Arnold kicked the shit outta Predator with the same traps John Rambo used in his first movie.
Win......... Rambo.
  
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Rambo will take Predator as fast as I can take a warm sock from my mother's dryer.
Ummmmm...???
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Predator got his ass injected with an alien baby. Plus, he had to team up with a human to win the day.
And Arnold kicked the shit outta Predator with the same traps John Rambo used in his first movie.
Win......... Rambo.
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If I vote for Predator, will that stop Sly from attempting another Rambo movie?
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If I vote for Predator, will that stop Sly from attempting another Rambo movie?
No. He'll make one just so he can prove you wrong. Don't encourage him - vote Rambo.
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This whole BDC makes me nervous. Coming in the heels of "Alien vs Predator," and Stallone threatening another "Rambo" film, if the wrong Hollywood exec sees this thread, they might decide to steal the idea and, shudder, actually make this into a film.
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Quick, Chewy! Terminate the tread!!!
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NOOOOOOO! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO USE THAT WORD?!  GOD DAMN YOU, KILLCONEY!
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AAAHH!!! Now it's Terminator vs. Rambo vs. Predator!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!? 
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Robocop would beat em' all!
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Heh. That's it... within the next month, Terminator is taking on the winner of this fight...
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Robocop beat three terrminators!!!
......According to Frank Miller....... 
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Unfortunately, he's lost all credibility as a writer, though...
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Chewy, have you done Terminator vs. Robocop?
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