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Happy Anti-Valentine's day too!
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Happy Bizarro Valentine's Day.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Happy Bizarro Valentine's Day.
Unhappy Bizarro Valentine's Day!
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Happy Singles Awareness Day, suckas! 
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valentines 2099
Good lord, that's a bad idea.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Happy Ultimate Valentine's Day.
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Happy Barkerverse Valentine's Day!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Don't Buy This! Worst Valentine's Gifts
Americans will dish out a staggering $13.7 billion on Valentine's Day, according to the National Retail Federation. That's a lot of red roses and chocolate hearts.
But there are some things you should never buy your sweetie on this day of love, such as nose hair trimmers for men or PMS relief pills for women. The retail team ShopInPrivate.com, an online site where you can purchase all sorts of embarrassing products for constipation, warts and hemorrhoids to name a few, has issued a helpful list for lovers that is unlike any other Valentine's Day shopping guide. It tells you what NOT to buy.
The 5 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Men:
1-The Razorba back shaver
2-Premature ejaculation cream
3-Fart filters
4-Erectile dysfunction pump
5-Nose hair trimmers
The 5 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Women:
1-Weight loss pills
2-PMS relief pills
3-Pregnancy test
4-Hair removal wax
5-Man Catcher Voodoo Kit
If money is no object, and we really mean it's of no concern at all, you could take one of the suggestions of Jim Trippon, a certified public accountant and one of America's foremost authorities on the money habits of self-made millionaires. Here's his list of:
The Top 10 Most Outrageously Expensive Valentine's Day Gifts:
1-Annaliesse yacht, $95 Million
2-Satya Paul tie, $21 Million
3-Scott Henshall dress, $5 Million
4-Caran d'Ache's "La Modernista Diamonds" pen, $265,000
5-White Alba 2 lb. 10 oz. truffle, $112,000
6-Chateau d'Yquem Sauternes (1787) wine, $64,000 per bottle
7-Gucci "Genius Jeans," $3,134
8-Lee Stafford "Couture Haircut," $1,925
9-Golden Opulence Ice Cream Sundae, $1,000
10-Platinum Guild International "I Do" nail polish, $250 per bottle
Trippon's love advice? "Get real and deal with your budget. Be honest with each other about your money habits and come up with a plan to spend it as a couple. It will improve your love life!"
Chocolate and red roses probably sound like the perfect gifts now!
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If I was a girl dating Snarf I'd get him Rogaine.......and I still wouldn't fuck him.
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If I was a girl dating Snarf I'd get him Rogaine.......and I still wouldn't fuck him.
Pfffttt yeah, you know you'd date Snarf now. It would cost a lotta money for you to become a girl.
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Happy 'I Hate Kevin Costner' Day, everybody!
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Worst. Day. Ever.
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Not if you're a florist, or CEO of Hershey's or Hallmark!
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Happy 'I Hate Kevin Costner' Day, everybody!
Happy 'I hate Kevin Costner' Day to you to Chewy!
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Happy Month Til Steak and Blowjob Day
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Happy 'I Hate Kevin Costner' Day, everybody!
Happy 'I hate Kevin Costner' Day to you to Chewy!
I concur!!!
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Not if you're a florist, or CEO of Hershey's or Hallmark!
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Happy Valentine's Day.
Wednesday is in my extended network.
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Why can't every day be Valentine's Day? I love you! You love me!
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Why can't every day be Valentine's Day? I love you! You love me!
I love you everyday, Barney!
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Well look at you. You're a happy family.
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HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's pretty fuckin' funny!
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Hey look a lot more girly than the usual rex sock so hey..........
So what did the ladies of the board end up scoring for VDAY?!? Just outta curiosity........
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for actual said day
a dinner with a few girlfriends. in which said bartender called me betty. roses from a guy at work who hits on me constantly
next friday though...mmmm..more subway action!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Hahahah very nice subway girl!
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tHE HOMELESS OF tORONTO SHALL BE ENTERTAINED AGAIN.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i told you to come on up..i know the bartender downstairs!
i'm sure she has a pole for you to dance on somewhere...
next weekends christian revival music!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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My wife and I spent our Valentines day in the ER thanks to a fucking drunk driver.
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