Damn right I
him! Anyone who actually thought I was gay pretty much proved they'd believe whatever I wanted them to.
C'mon. You didn't think that I wouldn't put my college education to good use and not prank a message board full of pranksters? It was inevitable.
I gotta thank you guys, though. It was fun actually being able to predict the jokes and mudslinging that came my way. You really brightened my day after spending hours in a library studying for exams. Or whenever I needed a laugh.
And while it's a shame to not be able to point and laugh at people's gullibility (as a result of my actions, anyway), Alicia's more than worth the sacrifice.
Now let this be the last we speak of anyone other than the eventual Mrs. Alicia Cook-Ortiz on this thread.
