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Enough of this beer talk. What's the conversion rate for harder stuff like rum, scotch and vodka?

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Well, I only drink scotch. My regular..Johnnie Walker Black...is about $30 a fifth. My back up, when I'm broke is Dewar's. It's about $23 a fifth. A fifth will generally last me about a week, so going with Uschi model, comics are the more cost effective vice.

Of course, I spend something like $130 to $175 a month on comics so if I used half that money strictly for scotch, I'd be well on my way to clinical alcoholism.

All in all, I think I'll stick to comics for the time being.


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You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you!
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THE Bastard said:

Of course, I spend something like $130 to $175 a month on comics so if I used half that money strictly for scotch, I'd be well on my way to clinical alcoholism.






What do you mean "on [your] way"...?

Most of us are already there. LOL



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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{YADDA,YADDA,YADDA...whole buncha math shit...bitchin' about this or that bullshit coming out to this:}

...we total at $493 in this one upcoming year (averaging $41 a month).

That's six sipacks of GOOD bottled beer a month for a year. and the beer didn't pull my tits for four years leading up to this pretending to give me beer and then now take the alcohol back and show that it was really all pretend and worthless to be collecting the absurdly retarded fanfic-jism paper.





Simple solution, really.

Start buying kegs.

A quarter keg is about 8 gallons of beer and will run you anywhere from 25 to 60 bucks depending on brand. Your 6 sixpacks is only about 3.5 gallons. The keg should last you about two, almost 3 months at anywhere from a fifth to half the price of the sixers. (Of course, you will need to invest in a refrigerated CO2 dispenser to keep the beer cold and fresh for that long but, I'm sure an enterprising young woman such as yourself could find a way to get one for cheap. I'm told that blow jobs work better than manufacturor's coupons when it comes to getting deals.)

Anyhow, following my suggestion would keep you in beer longer and cheaper (maximum cost of $240 per year vs. $492 with the sixers). This savings could allow you to buy $20 worth of comics a month...maybe breaking it down to a TPB and a couple of pamphlets...while still imbibing in the draft of your choice.

Or...fuck the comics and the beer, spend about $500 on some really good cocaine, step on it a couple of times with some simple bullshit...baking soda, baby laxative, cornstarch...cook it up, break it into rocks and start your own business.

If you don't get caught or killed, you can buy all the comics and beer you want after a couple of weeks or so.




A trade paperback is keg of comics.


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