Monroe: Fans, we've just gotten word that more events are transpiring backstage! Let's take you to Joey Biles!

Joey: Thank you, Mike! As you can see behind me, Pig Iron is still drunk and has been surrounded by Dr. Paragon's security guards!

PI: Let go of me, you bastards!

DP: Get him out of here! I want him out of the building! Toss him out on his drunken ass!

PI: Fight me, you semen sucking bitch!

DP: That. . .is. . .it! That's it! You want me? You'll get me! Next week. . .Dr. William Paragon takes this drunken hoodlum back to school! Now get rid of him!

JB: You heard it here first, Mike! Paragon has accepted Pig Iron's challenge for next week!

Monroe & Bastardo:

Let me tell you something, just because something is in a graphic format doesn't mean it needs to be apologized for. And just because a novel is serious, doesn't mean it's serious fiction. The only thing comics should worry about is telling a good story. You do that and people will find it. -Brad Meltzer