The video clip starts & Nowhereman is sitting in a rather comfortable looking leather chair in his home in England!
Some of you may be wondering why I have not been seen since I won the title at The Randy Rumble, and I thought it only fair to let you know!
After my win, our esteemed general manager, thecockboy, was so upset that he did'nt book me for Havoc last week, and did'nt even make mention that we have a new champion!
Now while this jealousy is no surprise to anyone, I was surprised that he would disrespect you fans & the title by totally ignoring the man who currently holds it!
Now I tried to make an appearance last week, but security was informed that I was not allowed to enter the Cheesedome!
I decided to take this opportunity to take some time off to recharge my batteries and visit the old home soil!
Obviously this must be upsetting to most of you not being able to see your hero, but I am sure you understand that I need to be on top form when I defend my title at No Way Out Of The Closet!
Now who I will be defending against is a whole other story as even I am not sure who it will be.
What I do know is that I showed those amateurs what a true pro is.
Gimmp, Joan Mammary & Stinky Bunny constantly harped on about the pupils surpassing the master, yet here I sit with this fine piece of gold, while they have...........oh yeah, nothing!
What they forgot is that I taught them everything they know, not everything "I" know!
MisterGayLA has a title shot at Robblemania, as we all know, and I'd be a fool to automatically assume that it will be me defending against him, but let me assure you this.
As long as I am your champion, I will never let a talentless fool like him wear this belt!
And if any of those losers in the IV wanna get involved, well I will lay your little faction to waste just like I did with the Daft Lords!
Oh, and one more thing for thecockjaw, I spoke to Kamperdoodle, and he told me two things:
1) If you so much as try to strip me of this title, you will lose you job
2) You left your underpants in his bedroom, and he wants to know if you want them back
