T.I.T.s Matches
Darth and Pig Iron vs. Monkey World Order
The Dark Lords were first down, to a heated reception from the fans.
Monroe: The fans aren't fond of the Dark Lords!
Louie: Last time I checked it wasn't the fans that decided who won a match!
With a cry of 'BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER! WE'RE TAKING OVER!' the Monkey World Order came down the ramp. They were somewhat taken aback by the fans' enthusiastic pop, and SPAMM even went so far as to yell 'You're supposed to boo!'
The match started with Darth in the ring against Chevy Nova, and the Sith Lord quickly went to work, utterly dominating the smaller man. However, the beating quickly went beyond simple wrestling, as Darth started to choke Chevy in the Dark Lords corner, breaking the hold only to tag in Pig Iron. The pair continued to work over Nova, pounding him with a series of brutal double-teams before using a distraction by Chesty to hit Chevy with a vicious double chair shot. However, SPAMM entered the ring to hit both members of the Dark Lords with a double chop-block.
Monroe: SPAMM's coming to the aid of his partner!
Louie: Boy is he gonna regret that!
Sure enough, SPAMM was soon destroyed by the pair, as his attempt at a Chop! was reversed into a double chokeslam. With both members of the m.W.o laid out in the ring it looked like The Dark Lords had the match in the bag. But as Pig Iron went for the pin the arena reverberated with a cry of 'KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!' as ZOD came to the ring!
Monroe: BUHGAWD!
Louie: HE'S THE THIRD MAN! ZOD'S THE THIRD MAN!
ZOD entered the ring, steel chair in hand, but as he went to hit Darth with it The Sith Lord grabbed him and hit a Darkside Slam, knocking The General out!
Louie: Well that was less than inspiring!
As the ref returned his attention to the match Pig Iron went for the pin, scoring a 1-2-3 to win the match. As the bell went Pig Iron and Darth shook hands.
Monroe: It looks like the Dark Lords are on the same page at last!
Louie: If these boys keep their act ogether nobody can stop them!
