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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"


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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Elisa - Our little high spirited retarded neighbour. Klinton - 'these shoes or these shoes'. Joe - The portly dummy that you always see drinking on his front porch who always watches you too long. There's sammitch, glacier, UJ and all the other people I regularly see in the chat




HEY!!!!!!!! So not retard, the new words special needs darn it! Besides you gotta teach me to pole dance!


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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"



iono, somthing about a tree, there was talk of women, and a box. iono. makes no sense!!!! i heard wa wawawaa waaa south padre, waaaaaaaaa

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Sounds about right.

Nice avatar tim. They got new stuff comin' soon yeah?

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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"











Harley knows firsthand that I use an intricate system of ropes and pulleys to acheive maximum flexibility and penetration out of my women. Boxes and trees... feh!


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yeah, maynerd was supposed to do some perfect circle stuff and some tool stuff....but as far as anything being done, or having a release date, i haven;t heard anything

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.





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Harley, I think we've just been invited to South Padre.




I think you may be right, Bunny.

Sweet.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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ok, i was wrong, "10,000 days" is supposed to be out soon, but i have still heard no date, or any singles. and great interview sneaky.

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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"











Harley knows firsthand that I use an intricate system of ropes and pulleys to acheive maximum flexibility and penetration out of my women. Boxes and trees... feh!



I thought they didn't let you into Chuck E. Cheese anymore.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box.




I came back here just to write "What the FUCK?!"











Harley knows firsthand that I use an intricate system of ropes and pulleys to acheive maximum flexibility and penetration out of my women. Boxes and trees... feh!




True. I've seen pics of his dungeon.

*shudder*



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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I thought they didn't let you into Chuck E. Cheese anymore.




Not since our little moment in that ball playpen. Poor employees. They had to disinfect each and every one.


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True. I've seen pics of his dungeon.

*shudder*




Yeah... after you redecorated it!


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True. I've seen pics of his dungeon.

*shudder*




Yeah... after you redecorated it!




You said you liked my changes!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Nipple clamps and Cat O' Ninetails aren't really my thing.

But hey... they're available for whenever you drop by.


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Nipple clamps and Cat O' Ninetails aren't really my thing.






That's not what you said this past weekend!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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That's not what you said this past weekend!




I HAD A BALLGAG STUFFED IN MY MOUTH! You didn't know if I was saying "Yes, I want more!" or if I was ordering lunch! You Jewricans, man... give 'em a bit of leeway and it's your ass. LITERALLY.


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Nipple clamps and Cat O' Ninetails aren't really my thing.

But hey... they're available for whenever you drop by.



how can you not like nipple clamps


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That's not what you said this past weekend!




I HAD A BALLGAG STUFFED IN MY MOUTH! You didn't know if I was saying "Yes, I want more!" or if I was ordering lunch!




You so were not ordering "lunch"!


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You Jewricans, man... give 'em a bit of leeway and it's your ass. LITERALLY.







Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Nipple clamps and Cat O' Ninetails aren't really my thing.

But hey... they're available for whenever you drop by.



how can you not like nipple clamps




The girl has a point.



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I DON'T LIKE STRAP-ONS EITHER!!!

Oh. You mean a point point.


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I'd hit it.





















But only after I check to see if she's not a hermie.


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Excellent interview!

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Elisa - Our little high spirited retarded neighbour. Klinton - 'these shoes or these shoes'. Joe - The portly dummy that you always see drinking on his front porch who always watches you too long. There's sammitch, glacier, UJ and all the other people I regularly see in the chat




I'm afraid of asking
Aside from one of the chat-goers... what am I?


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The Load Your Momma Should've Swallowed?




Wait. That's Oakley.


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Excellent interview!

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Elisa - Our little high spirited retarded neighbour. Klinton - 'these shoes or these shoes'. Joe - The portly dummy that you always see drinking on his front porch who always watches you too long. There's sammitch, glacier, UJ and all the other people I regularly see in the chat




I'm afraid of asking
Aside from one of the chat-goers... what am I?


nothing.

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Excellent interview!

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Elisa - Our little high spirited retarded neighbour. Klinton - 'these shoes or these shoes'. Joe - The portly dummy that you always see drinking on his front porch who always watches you too long. There's sammitch, glacier, UJ and all the other people I regularly see in the chat




I'm afraid of asking
Aside from one of the chat-goers... what am I?



besides my 60 mile away booty call?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yeah. sure. Besides that.


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I'd hit it.





















But only after I check to see if she's not a hermie.


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Yeah. sure. Besides that.



you'll always be my wittle titty.

i think klinton and i settled on "little fat red hair boy with a spaghettiO stained duck shirt and pinwheel hat"

okay sugar lumps?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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HEY!!!!!!!! So not retard, the new words special needs darn it! Besides you gotta teach me to pole dance!



okay okay, i'll send a DVD and a pole. for now practice the 'turna nd clap'


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Yeah. sure. Besides that.



you'll always be my wittle titty.

i think klinton and i settled on "little fat red hair boy with a spaghettiO stained duck shirt and pinwheel hat"

okay sugar lumps?




uh. I don't have red hair. It's a kinda weird light brown-ish...
thing.
And spaghetti-os taste like ass.
I don't think I own anything with a duck on it, either...
And I don't own a signle hat.


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sneaks, your kiddo is picky.

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Dude. That jawline is mighty fucking suspicious.


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sneaks, your kiddo is picky.



you'd think he'd wear things like Zara or Mexx cause of his daddy, but he refuses to set foot in there. 'owly Wal-mar!!'


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Nipple clamps and Cat O' Ninetails aren't really my thing.

But hey... they're available for whenever you drop by.



how can you not like nipple clamps




The girl has a point.



Thank you, I've put more sewing needles through myself that don't even come near clamps.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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nice, great interview!


constant comebacks, annoying.


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