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Sneaky Bunny

1) What is your full name?

Shannon Messer - Messer coming from Jewish-German origin meaning "knife". A little story about my first name. My mother intended on naming me 'Thomasina' after my grand abuela who still lives in northern-central Mexico. But my father's side protested and a snort at my father's ugly mug won me Shannon.

2) Where do you currently reside?

Well I grew up in the Metro area but now i live here, on the csup of southeast Michigan and a float from canada. Port Huron, yes, locally said 'Port Uron' is comfortably small, 30,000 people in the city alone. Known for very little, boyhood home of Thomas Edison, $6.95 basket of 'grease heaven' fried chickin'....orgasm in my mouth...and one of the biggest freshwater sailboat races.

Tain't it purdy?

3) Well, I'm afraid of heights, so, no. Anyway, where does the name "Sneaky Bunny" come from? Why did you choose it?

The name has no true origin. It comes from Pulp Fictions 'Hunny Bunny' - name a good friend of mine used to call me. with touches of dark knight and a poem I once wrote about a bag-woman rabbit that was boffing a drifter penguin.

4) ....a bag-woman rabbit that was boffing a drifter penguin. That should be the first sentence in your future autobiography.

Moving well on....what exactly is it that you do for a living? Is it something that you love? Would you rather have a different job? What about your dream job...what would that be?

I currently run my own micro-business along side of a disabilities organization. I take various items like business cards, eatree menus and hospital discharge instructions and put them into Braille and audio formats. it moves me to see not only other VI people in the area but businesses excited for the changes I'm making. But eventually I'll have touched everyone in the area and the state and no longer be able to bring in what I am now. This is only temperary, a side gig.

I'm currently in the process of getting into a good uni and getting a degree. I'm hoping to get my BBA and from there i'll go into logstics and get a masters. I grew up around logistics, my mothers been doing it for 25 years and it really interests me. Outside of trucking shipping is the thing of the future and i ain't haulin' no shit.

'I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.'

I've always wanted to do stand up or talk radio. making people piss themsevles at my expense gives me jollies.

For awhile i was studying different languages in hopes of going into translation with the government. I thought it'd be cool not only to know several different languages and to take down the bad guy but that if my sight went i'd still be set. Hell, any job with the government to me would be cool, feild work, programming or coffee guy.

5) Hey, listen, blind assassins are fucking cool. And, if nothing else, you could be a female 'Daredevil'. I mean, you've got the ass for spandex. So, your superhero checklist is already 90% complete. Now, moving far away from anything to do with Ben Affleck...

Let's get right to the point with this one: Lesbian or not? Bi? Honestly, what is your sexual orientation? Anything in particular or special that lead you to this specific preference? Or, is it something that was just natural?

To most and their cookie cutter labeling I'd be Bi but i do lean more to the heterosexual side.

i was about 12 when I first 'discovered' this. I remember my mom was letting me have a boy/girl sleepover in the summer. I had sent up all these forts in the basement with my friends. That night by the end of the 3rd movie all the kids i had over had passed out from sugar highs. Me, my best friend and this boy i had a huge crush we're playing a game of 'i'll touch yours you touch mine'. Laying there on a blooming bosom i was ubberly amazed at Marc. I think that was the last time I've ever liked hairless balls and tiny dick.

A few years after that I'd be sitting in my art class trying not to dry hump my art teacher. Fucking amazing body. Tall, olive skin, dark hair, amazing ass...like two honey dew melons. I went out of my way to brush up against her or to get her help on a project.

None of them sadly were the one popped the cheery with.

boobies are awesome. I like every other woman love them. between playing with my own constantly and spotting, naming and discussing pairs you see at the mall its hard not to think about them regularly. There's also the great ability without question to feel up another pair. I would love to have a nice plump pair, a nice round, firm C cup with quarter inch nipples attach to my headboard.

But I often feel dirty for liking boobs and women. If i were to constantly be with a woman that it'd break me and i'd cross that line and become a full out carpet whore.

Women are like toys, their something to dress up, get drunk and eventually have met your every wish.

Their more sensitive and playful than men. From women to women breaking up they'll hurt you less.

'the smell brings 'em in and the salt keeps 'em eating'

Ultimately though men are extremely more attractive to me. I need that warm, sweaty, lean weight ontop of me. and there's something to be said for a big firm hand pushing yur head down. I've always had this need to 'serve'. I cook, I massage and i swallow..full service woman.

At one point i was really into chains and whips but i think that lack of any action has pushed me back to not liking more than handcuffs and the infamous swing. I've gotten to the point of extreme desperation. Railing myself 2-5 times daily, okay so its always been that way but still i'm desperate for a 'balls deep' fuckin'.

6) ...okay, I'm going to pause for a moment and let all the hetero males around here collect themselves before we move on...

Ahem.

Okay.

You have mentioned in great detail, many places and times, that you have a debilitating visual condition. Tell me about this. Explain this condition for me.

• Glaucoma - Yes most people roconize the term either by corrective lasik ads or the old worn joke about being able to smoke up.
  
  Glaucoma is a condition that is a collective of different disease. It usually starts with damage to the optic nerve and effects the vision on the sides first.
  
  There's a few different types of Glaucoma
  
• --Open angle-- the most common form of glaucoma in the United States. In open-angle glaucoma, the optic nerve is slowly damaged.
  
• --Closed angle-- is less common, accounting for about 10% of all glaucoma cases in the United States. In closed-angle glaucoma, the colored part of the eye (iris) and the lens block the movement of fluid between the chambers of the eye, causing pressure to build up and the iris to press on the drainage system (trabecular meshwork) of the eye.
  
• --Congenital-- is a rare form of glaucoma that is present in some infants at birth. Glaucoma that develops during the first few years of life is called infantile glaucoma. Infants with congenital or infantile glaucoma usually have cloudy eyes that are sensitive to light and have excessive tearing.
  
• Aniridia : I also have an extremely rare genetic eye condition in which the eye developes an iris (the coloured part dipshit) abnormally. This disorder is characterized by partical or complete absence of an iris. With this condition I lack certain cells in my cornea and iris. My cornea is cloudy and occassionally inflamed. Tissues of my eyes are at a crape paper grade, normal tissue is between paper and card stock thickness. Lastly, I have a pretty serious case of nystagmus.
  
  Both these conditions come with the risk of:
  
  -Wilms tumor (20% cases)
  -Genitourinary abnormalities
  -Mental retardation
  -Aniridia in association with ocular defects
  -Albinism
  -Ectopia lentis (50%)
  -Spontaneous lens dislocation
  -Arcus juvenilis
  -Keratoconus
  -Cataract (50-85%)
  -Glaucoma (30-50%)
  -Nystagmus
  -Strabismus
  -Optic nerve hypoplasia (75%)

My current sight is at a 20/600R-20/1000L stage and in recent years I've developed cataracts, they are to the point that their highly noticeable. my lens has detacted itself from its suspendory and has move upward. The drugs I'm on for this control the optical pressure and damage to the optic nerve.

So lasik surgery is out of the questio for me. but there's other possible surgeries, lens transplants, cataract removal and cornea transplants. Due to my thin tissue and lack of ability to secure a lens into place we're waiting for things to improve with implants and techniques. I've been told not to worry, that in 10-15 years that i'll be able ot have new eyes and what not, but I'm unable to completely rely on this cause by that time i'll be onto my second cornea transplant and probably near the visual stage i'm at now.

My childhood wasn't so bad, I had 20/100 vision then though. and i think growing up that way as near 'normal' as possible helped me not feel so out of place when my sight went 6 years ago. I also had a fear though of becoming my dad or his friends. blinder than shit, stoned out of their minds and living in someone's basement on government funds.

Education with these conditions has been interesting. The catholic school i went to for 5 years was more welcoming to me than any public system oddly enough. Staff at the pbulic school weren't exactly willing to accomidate me. I failed classes due to teachers not wanting me to see material ahead of time or having a test read to me. Fuck, I was even told that 'we don't think you'll accomplish much and don't see the need for you to write the SAT. Plus its not in our budget.' So I eventually gave up and did enough to get by and now i regret not fighting for myself sooner.

Though I have yet to encounter a need for changing my lifestyle living in a relatively small town has made it difficult. lack of public trans,lack of materials in alternative formats and just people here. Then again, that's that's my job. Hell, I recently visited Toronto and I was extremely impressed at things. Beeping crosswalks, tactile signs placed properly and not alot of obstructions.Detroit doesn't even have much of that.

Adjustments I've made so far are as I've mentioned a screen reading program for days that i'm having light sensitivity issues. I do use one of those white and red canes but only at night where its extremely dark and i don't know the terrian all that well, also cause when some ass hits me crossing a street and i'm not using it or going 'sighted guide' its suddenly my fualt.

People do annoy me in general. I don't get why its so hard to do something simple. I was at SOS a few weeks ago and a simple'Can you allign this on that line?' gave this woman a huge rod up her ass. Spent a summer in Kalamazoo training myself for adaptations and getting approval for college payment. A final test of my skills was to find a Victoria Secret store and get a catalogue and make my way back by a second route. This woman that i had asked for directions seemed utterly clueless to the cane or the blindfold. 'go that way'. There's also the humouring side of interacting with sighties 'how do y'all have sex?' 'do your guide dogs join in ever'....

Alot of people with VI lack the ability to joke about it. Its a shame really. Nothing beats a good Helen Keller or Stevie Wonder joke. Understandable though that VI people are overly sensitive about their condition and their lives. I find myself sitting in tears about whats to come. If and when my sight will finally take that plunge and will my dignity go with it.

and if you'd like an example of how i see, take a piar of glasses or some cling wrap, rub some hand cream on it - thin enough so things are cloudy but still identifiable.

7) Fight Club time: If you could get into a cat-fight with anyone on these boards, who would it be?

I know most of you are expecting me to say someone like meeko or lor or oakley or someone else i've fueded with in the past.

but eh, waste of time, energy and what not.

It'd say Klinton. There'd be bitin and scartching and it'd all end with us bleeding on the kitchen floor smacking each other with dust pans. All over that last beer.

I now apologize for any lost dreams and boners.

8) Given your answer to #5, I think they'll survive. But, speaking of lost boners...have you ever been in love? What is "love" in your opinion? Spill it.

I swear to fuckin' god pro you make me cry with this one i'll be down there in 4-6 weeks to kill you.

Well, if I can't make a blind chick cry, I'm not living up to Balloon Knot's expectations...

Yeah i was, lets call him 'Roger'. I met him through ICQ in December '02. My stepdad has just died two months ago and i was extremely bitchy. He helped me out alot, opened me up and showed me the world isn't so evil. I developed feelings for him a month or so after we met and this turned intoa internet/phone 'pseudo' dating thing.

I still shit myself when i go back and read our old conversations and how cheesy they are. There was this contract we drew up that spring that i wish i still have. It promised children, a ring and womenly duties. Ah how pathetic we were.

I expected this friendship like everything else i experiened to die especially since i was leaving for the summer and we were both extremely broke. But he still talked to me like every other day. For 3 years i spent my Fridays and Saturdays at home, talking to him for hours on the phone. Helping him cook and playing with our webcams. He always comparied me to the femanine version of himself and promised to always care and protect me no matter what our status was. And don't get me wrong, he did, and i really enjoyed it, never had it before.

It seemed like we were constantly fighting and always fading back and forth between dating and friendship and not talking at all. And every time we did this it broke me. I cared more for him than anyone, closer to him than any of my family. Last January he took this plunge and completely shut down and shut me out. Spring rolled around and like a pod of white phosphorus 'I don't care anymore' and 'lets just talk onlin' came. For days even weeks i couldn't shake this feeling of abandonment and hurt. Sat here for what seems like ever talking to him waiting for that 'you can call now'. I wonder on occassion how much i still come up as a thought or if he still cares but then i realize how moronic that is.

He's begged me to stop caring to stop loving him but i can't completely do that. I still go out of my way to keep him around, to impress him and to please him. My stomach aches at the thought of losing my last remaining friend. I've gone to visit him and i find myself avoiding making an ass of myself and trying not to say 'i love you' or grabbing and petting him. I sense something and i have no clue what it is and it bugs me.

9) Wow. Shit. Fair enough. Now you're going to make me cry. Let's get a bit lighter, shall we?

If you suddenly won the Powerball Lottery...let's say $300 mill...what would you do with it?

Hurm, well of course a portion of it would go to stem cell research. There's a movie i remember as a kid, 'Blank cheque'. 'Bout a boy who buys this house and puts in a waterslide and shit. I'd do that in...spain. Warm woods, big windows and this 'lava lamp' like furnitiure klinton once showed me. huge rotating bed and mirrors everywhere for Elisa. Hamster tubes from room to room, big pools....and of course the 'boom boom room' with a wall of TV's all done in a blacklight theme. A in house chef to make me Thai and Indian on demand. OH~! and a fleet of B2 robots. A room full of my eclectic CD collection and the best in hi-fi audio for it to be played on, so loud it blows your clothes off.

Then i think i'd sell tickets for y'all to come over.

10) asks: Romantic love-making or porno gangbangs?

well are we talking full-on train gangbang here? Small groups are nice but anything more than 5 i get a little iffy. I've lately had an urge for some 'double stuffin'. Romantic lovin' is great, i like taking my time to service and please but I'm more for the medium 'hate bang'.

_{Come on....vogue...}

11) What are your hobbies? In other words, what do you do when you aren't working or...you know...here? What's fun for Sneaky Bunny?

I am a complete music-tard,walls, crates and hard drives full of albums from portishead to mindcandy. I've gotten to the point of annoying by indentifying a song from its first couple chords. I take pleasure out of finding new bands. and you can't beat shower karoke.

I'm the same way with movies. '6 degrees of kevin bacon' i've become a master of. I dare you, gimme someone. Many o' drunken nights sitting repeating back movies.

Lets stay on this drunken thing for a bit. Yes, 'having a good time' has become a hobby of mine. not only cause me + camera + people + liquor = hilarity, but also cause i enjoy being with people, relaxing and gettin' sloshed.

In my spare time i do alot of artwork, sculpting and painting. I got started in this after a trip to Buffalo when i was 4 and seeing this amazing painting by Warhol. who i'm still amazed with along with Pusan, Magritte and caravaggio.
I stick to painting/drawing abstract work and graffiti and i think my lack of vision gives it a little more flare.

I got into it after a summer job at a blind camp. a team from Western Michigan Uni came out and showed the kids how to carve soapstone. I'm currently working on a 4ft batman.

Hi-fi audio is another hobby, you set an ipod and some other brand mp3 player infront of most women they'd go with the ipod 'cause its purdy and its name brand. Most men and myself would research it, test the audio quality and so on. I have a love for loud speakers, awesome headphones and big subs. orgasm for my ears.

Besides that there's the occassional comic books and video games and a nice thick book.

12) Did you mean to type "book"?

What is your greatest personal fear? What about for our nation? What about for our planet? Our species?

my greatest personal fear like i said already is losing my sight completely and my dignity with it. and not achieving any of the paths i've laid in front of myself. I'm usually already on the brinks of a mental breakdown and if i were to end up like that way, god knows....

I fear that humanity, our nation, life in general will eventually get too above itself. That we're slowly letting go of all feeling.

Go back eh, 10 years ago, yes people were still above themselves but we still had feeling, we still interacted with one another. you had your 'game nights', you sat through preview and if little Johnny saw 'she's 19 and horny' playing in someone's caravan you talked about it you didn't sue Vivid.

Eventually interacting, socializing and emotionally connecting with a person will be something you pay to do like a theme park or a convention centre. Caffeine will be illegal and enviormentalists will be the new terrorists.

and its sad cause there's no way to revert this, or least that i can stumble upon.

13) Many here have made lurid comments towards and about you....as I've been doing most of this interview, I would think. You're one of the handful of females on these boards, thus, the very fact that you are female tends to stand you out in the crowd. What do you feel about being the object of lust for the internet geeks here?

Its enjoyable and there's not a woman on this eath who thinks otherwise. I honestly don't mind it, its nothing more to me than walking past a whistle from a drunk at a bus stop. I t hink it'd only be odd to me if i actually knew one of you outside of here but didn't know it was you here...or something like that. But it is flattering and if i can bring a little joy to someone in their mommy's basement than i feel...well little pathetic, a little dirty and maybe a smidge of love and happiness.

14) I find it funny that we are an entire board of drunk whistlers. Not surprised. Just funny. Oh, and congrats Rex...she's thinking of you.

So, what brings you peace? Of mind? Of body? What is the sweet-spot of your day-to-day life? What is your personal happiness?

Outside of knowing Joe Mama is 1,000 miles away?

Zing!

I get peace of mind from the support i have for the things i want to accomplish. The knowledge that i have that little push comforts me greatly.

There's also the fact that when i check my chequing balance and i know i won't get a phone call from Janet at people's credit and i may actually be able to buy something outside of the dollar menus for a day or two.

Personal happiness i find in walking home and seeing everyone else running someoen and i'm not one of them today. that i can go slower, clear my head and know that everything i had to do is done. and that i can walk in that door and in one single motion kick my shoes off, set down the breifcase and remove my bra and enjoy that first tingle of air.

Outside of that there's treating myself to something, like that cold beer and mushroom pizza or a new book or set of speakers i can sit and enjoy for hours on end.

15) Yep, I'm all about taking my bra off. So, who is your hero/idol? Why?

Heh, uh there is of course, Batman. the Peace, justice, family and loyalty and everything else he stands for. No one else has reason passed through my life that i can take note of. Not even this woman i once new - completely blind, a VP of some company with a beautiful family. Idolizing over someone whose not a drawing that isn't fictional just hasn't been something i've ever done. nor does it seem like me. Looking at my mother, the governer or the pizza guy doesn't flip aswitch to me to say 'i wanna be that person, i wanna do that'.

16) Tell me, what are your thoughts on drugs? What about the U.S. narcotics laws? Any opinions?

Yeah, I've done my fair share of pot but there's not much else. I started doing it as an escape for life and there was the excuse that 'i'm doing it cause of the glaucoma'. Cutting back was easy, becoming the person who couldn't put the needle down, who was ruining everyone around them scared me, so now its only the occasional party.

The fact that in some situations a person with a relatively minor-violation can serve a just as long sentence as a murder or a rapist i believe is a clear sign that there's room for improvment. Sure we're harsher on it coming over the border but yet there's a trainyard here on government property, yards from the border that has a few dozen plants growing. Projects like DARE have gone down the shitter. So i really don't know what to tell you.

17) That's a fair answer. And one I believe. Moving forward, given your experiences and interaction on these boards, who would you be most likely to bang-uglies with? I have a feeling you would crawl over Nowhereman like an ant on a sugarcube. Any females?

Yeah i probably would be all over nowhereman but i think putting the two of us wthin the same room is a bad idea in any sense.

Gimme a double stuffin with Klinton and Joe...

I'd be all over Chewy with a tube of honey.

TK for sure, but i think that'd end me up tied to a tree or in a box. and Wednesday...mmm..mmm! I take that back i want that gangbang now.

Gentlemen, start your engines and break out the map to Michigan...

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

18) Heh. A "crate" of wine. Not a bottle. A crate. That's funny to me. I'm not sure why. Anyway, what is the greatest regret of your life? Personal? Professional? What about your greatest triumph?

Eh, many regrets . There's the lies and the stories I've told myself and others to get by, to save myself time or to gain something. but that has many times screwed me over. The biggest thing though is being 20, sitting here with an OK job and no education. I regret not fighting for myself sooner, not going to at least the community college cause i thought 'i'm not that stoopid'. And that now i'm doing that and having to work twice as hard to do it. but that's the way my life has been. Something comes along and i give in, i'm used to it now.

Triumph, no, nothing stands out to me. People would say its over coming the disability but i won't believe that fully til i have that degree, that job, that security of a future.

19) Well, for as little as it matters, I have faith that future is a certainty.

Why do you come here? Any favorite posters you wish to mention?

I originally started coming here because of Winged Creature who left us because 'we're all tards and its too small of a community'. I was tempted to leave for those reasons too but this place is pathetically addicting and a nice escape from my normal bordom.

I come back for the people i've befriended and to poke fun at you all and myself. Maybe,one day, meet you all.

Elisa - Our little high spirited retarded neighbour. Klinton - 'these shoes or these shoes'. Joe - The portly dummy that you always see drinking on his front porch who always watches you too long. There's sammitch, glacier, UJ and all the other people I regularly see in the chat.

20) In the legendary novels The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, author Douglas Adams states the answer to life, the universe, and everything is, simply, "42". What's your answer?

its frankly quite simple, its waking up and still feeling the cold floor below your feet.

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Well done Sneaks!

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klinton said:
Wow...that almost makes her come off as interesting.

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sneaky bunny said:
Ponies can't buy shoes anywyas.

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Prometheus said:

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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harleykwin said:

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Prometheus said:

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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sneaky bunny said:
Its bad enough we're dressing him in bubblewrap.

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klinton said:
That was far, far too much cooze to take in one gulp and you know it....you sloppy ho!

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sneaky bunny said:
what part of 'use the shop vac' do you not get still?

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Maybe if you'd used the word 'tidal wave' to describe it instead of 'squirt' I'd have been prepared...

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Prometheus said:

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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harleykwin said:

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Prometheus said:

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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sneaky bunny said:
must..not...vomit...

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Prometheus said:

the ladies..I'd be all over Elisa or Harley like a scratching post. toys and creams and food and more toys and a crate of wine...

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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w00t!

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the G-man said:

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sneaky bunny said:
must..not...vomit...

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Come on, its not that big.

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That's fucked up.

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the G-man said:

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sneaky bunny said:
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Come on, its not that big.

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
This is the greatest of all the random interviews, because it's the only one that gave me a hard on.

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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Hah.........I'm so in the mood for it today! Dont ask me why Oh WHY does spring break have to be next week?!?!?

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I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.

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Hah.........I'm so in the mood for it today! Dont ask me why Oh WHY does spring break have to be next week?!?!?

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