Quote: I'll send you a ticket, Sneaks. We'll prolly fight over who gets to be the top, but we certainly would have fun breaking Elisa in.
Hah.........I'm so in the mood for it today! Dont ask me why Oh WHY does spring break have to be next week?!?!?
I don't believe it.
Quote: Bunny said: Harley, I think we've just been invited to South Padre.
I think you may be right, Bunny.
Sweet.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
Oh WHY does spring break have to be next week?!?!? 
I don't believe it.
