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Yeah...but this way you avoid the nasty STD collection. Remember folks: a cheap date is never a good date!
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Cheap date plus expensive antibiotics never equals a bargain!
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Cheap date plus expensive antibiotics never equals a bargain!
cheap date plus condoms equal a steal!!!
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And seriously, the worst STD out there? Pregnancy! Sleeping with chicks is the leading cause of contracting this nasty, expensive debacle.
Steer clear!
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birth control + condom = no baby.
and lotsa fun.
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85 percent of the time. "Did I shoot six bullets? Or just five?" Do you feel lucky? 
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well.....when comparing the alternatives, i'll go with feelin lucky.
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Exactly! The only way to have a great sexlife, and be %100 sure to avoid nasty child rearing complications is to fuck boys.
This has been a public service announcement from the Homo Recruiting Office.
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agreed, i'll run the risk of broken condoms and babies.
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Exactly! The only way to have a great sexlife, and be %100 sure to avoid nasty child rearing complications is to fuck boys.
This has been a public service announcement from the Homo Recruiting Office.
you're just mean.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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yeah, his whole fuck a dude announcement doesn't help you much. it's ok, i ignored it anyway
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birth control + condom = no baby.
and lotsa fun.
OK, I'm here to say this: Not lotsa fun. I don't know about anybody else, but I dislike wearing a rubber. Yeah, I've done it, but I don't categorize wearing one as "lotsa fun." Maybe just "fun." But not "lotsa."
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And seriously, the worst STD out there? Pregnancy!
I'm sorry that this is what your momma always told you.
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birth control + condom = no baby.
and lotsa fun.
OK, I'm here to say this: Not lotsa fun. I don't know about anybody else, but I dislike wearing a rubber. Yeah, I've done it, but I don't categorize wearing one as "lotsa fun." Maybe just "fun." But not "lotsa."
as opposed to the alternatives, yes, lotsa fun. that is excluding the no protection route. i don't like wearin them either, but gettin a good lay with one is better than not getting laid at all. by far
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too. 
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too.
dude, its great not having shit ooze out of my hoo hoo shoot.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Exactly! The only way to have a great sexlife, and be %100 sure to avoid nasty child rearing complications is to fuck boys.
Unfortunately it doesn't avoid those nasty complications from AIDS
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too.
dude, its great not having shit ooze out of my hoo hoo shoot.
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Exactly! The only way to have a great sexlife, and be %100 sure to avoid nasty child rearing complications is to fuck boys.
Unfortunately it doesn't avoid those nasty complications from AIDS
best form of natural selectio never.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too.
dude, its great not having shit ooze out of my hoo hoo shoot.
Um, ok.
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too.
dude, its great not having shit ooze out of my hoo hoo shoot.
Um, ok.
plus y'know, not in the mood to pass this shit on.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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boys boys, no worries, all my shits fried from experimental cdrops and pills.
I'm sorry to hear that, too.
dude, its great not having shit ooze out of my hoo hoo shoot.
Um, ok.
plus y'know, not in the mood to pass this shit on.
Did I miss something? What have you got that's contagious?
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Did I miss something? What have you got that's contagious?
I think she was referring to getting into the details...as in she has no further wish to discuss it. But go ahead and keep hasseling her about sensetive issues, why don't you.
Sneaky, what are your thoughts on advanced stages of male baldness?
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Sneaky, what are your thoughts on advanced stages of male baldness?
Well Mr. P the fact that a few months ago i started to thin out a little i looked into revivogen shampoo and scalp treatment, whihc worked wonders, sadly, for someone with advanced stages should look into something like the bosley institute.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Did I miss something? What have you got that's contagious?
jimmy, you said originally 'sorry about your glaucoma' tis what i was refering to.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Holy hell! Glaucoma's contagious!?
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I think this is a great interview. I was pleasantly surprised at Bunny's honesty and candor. I don't see her losing her dignity if she loses her sight - she strikes me as a incredibly strong person with more sheer will than most people. She'll continue to thrive and excel, methinks.
One of the things I've always liked about her is her ability to give as good as she gets. Most girls wouldn't stand for half the stuff that gets posted Bunny's way from other posters (myself included, to be honest). Bunny recognizes the comments for how they're meant (in my case, as jokes) and responds in kind. She's fun to have around these boards and I'm honestly happy to know her. I consider her one of my friends on these boards.
Even if she DOES see me as a dumb, lecherous uncle...
i guess i shouldn't tell you that i switched to cingular then? 
I think you just killed him.
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I think this is a great interview. I was pleasantly surprised at Bunny's honesty and candor. I don't see her losing her dignity if she loses her sight - she strikes me as a incredibly strong person with more sheer will than most people. She'll continue to thrive and excel, methinks.
One of the things I've always liked about her is her ability to give as good as she gets. Most girls wouldn't stand for half the stuff that gets posted Bunny's way from other posters (myself included, to be honest). Bunny recognizes the comments for how they're meant (in my case, as jokes) and responds in kind. She's fun to have around these boards and I'm honestly happy to know her. I consider her one of my friends on these boards.
Even if she DOES see me as a dumb, lecherous uncle...
i guess i shouldn't tell you that i switched to cingular then?
I think you just killed him.
and to think it was just a joke.
well, til he attaches that codicil
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I think this is a great interview. I was pleasantly surprised at Bunny's honesty and candor. I don't see her losing her dignity if she loses her sight - she strikes me as a incredibly strong person with more sheer will than most people. She'll continue to thrive and excel, methinks.
One of the things I've always liked about her is her ability to give as good as she gets. Most girls wouldn't stand for half the stuff that gets posted Bunny's way from other posters (myself included, to be honest). Bunny recognizes the comments for how they're meant (in my case, as jokes) and responds in kind. She's fun to have around these boards and I'm honestly happy to know her. I consider her one of my friends on these boards.
Even if she DOES see me as a dumb, lecherous uncle...
i guess i shouldn't tell you that i switched to cingular then?
I think you just killed him.
and to think it was just a joke.
well, til he attaches that codicil
Not dead. Just a grade-3 concussion that laid me out for the last few days. I don't know what's worse: the pain of knowing that Bunny went with a far inferior wireless company, the pain from the impact my head made when I fell over and hit my head on the hardwood floor of my bedroom, or the pain from this stale Cool Ranch Dorito that I seem to have impaled myself on in the process - I'm worried that my guts will fall out if I remove it.
And I still mean everything I said about Bunny...whether she likes it or not.
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