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Wednesday's first post...was made on a Thursday.
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The word "banana hammock" has been used only once in the entire RKMB history...by r3x29yz4a.
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There are 590 registered users...with 0 posts.
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Member #666 is.... Poverty Lad.
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that's fitting.....where has he been?
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MisterJLA has crafted 49 posts dedicated entirely to declaring that he is...the Ill Mac.
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The phrase "Rob is gay" has been posted 204 times...this year.
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The first word ever posted in the Rob's Blog was..."well".
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There have been 41 threads discussing G'Nort...making him the most discussed alien dog with a powerful magic ring in RKMB history.
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Rex has 20042 posts since June 13, 2004, meaning he averages approximately 31 posts a day.
Rob Kamphausen, creator of the message board and postcount leader by a sizeable margin, has 29834 posts since October 18th, 2000, meaning he averages approximately 15 posts a day.
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Gerald in your living room has made 83 posts. They are all masterpieces.
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he's always been one of my favorites.
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The longest thread in RKMB history started by a user with 0 posts is this one.
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Animalman said: The longest thread in RKMB history is this one. I think.
I think the "Say Something About The Person Above You" thread was considerably longer.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Look up the "NB quoting machine" thread.
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I love Ian........such a cool name!
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Look up the "NB quoting machine" thread.
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The first RKMBer whose voice was shared in a sound file... It's me.
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McGurk said: The first RKMBer whose voice was shared in a sound file... It's me.
wanna take a guess at who was the first RKMBer to not give a damn...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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I remember the first time I used the word "Cunt" on these boards, but I cant be arsed to find the thread! Speedy posted a topic called something like "Decribe me is as few words as possible". You can guess what my answer was, and a legend was born!
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Hmmm.. Are you sure it isn't here?
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Joe Mama said: I think the "Say Something About The Person Above You" thread was considerably longer.
Revised.
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No, thats Latin! Plus what you girls have totally forgotten is that a lot of the earliest posts no longer exist.
Take a look at Speedy's post count, its 0, yet he has five posts to his credit! A lot of classic material has been lost forever!
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Nowhereman said: Plus what you girls have totally forgotten is that a lot of the earliest posts no longer exist.
I hadn't forgotten.
But due to legal reasons I can't confirm or even speculate on the existence of any pre-crisis on infinite MB's posters or posts. If I did I might be erased from the continuity altogether.
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Like Meeko's "Who loves me?" thread from late '04. I know Joe Mama and sneaky bunny remember that one.
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Do we have any pig lovers here?
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First National Bastard's last post was made one year ago today.
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"thedoctor" isn't a real doctor.
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Hello Ultimate Jaburg53. Would you like to sniff me?
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What one?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle
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Has anyone seen Precious?
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The Oakley Family Tree:
Baby Oakley Brian A. Oakley Chris Oakley(1) Chris Oakley(2) Chris Oakley(3) Chris Oakley(4) Chris Oakley(5) Chris Oakley(6) Chris Oakley(7) Chris Oakley(8) Chris Oakley(9) Chris Oakley(10) Chris Oakley(11) Chris Oakley(12) Chris Oakley(13) Christine Oakley ChrisOakley Chris_Oakley Chris__Oakley Chris Oakwey(second cousin on the Fudd-half of the family) Cock Smoker Oakley Farooq Oakley X Joe Oakley NaziChrisOakley Oakley Doakley oldmanoakley Pedro Oakley Squeak Oakley Son of Oakley
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McGurk said: Like Meeko's "Who loves me?" thread from late '04. I know Joe Mama and sneaky bunny remember that one.
What one?
It was in the Women forum after a short break up and she wanted attention, back in the day when I didn't know the guy was Sammitch. I vaguely remember you telling me I was smooth for serenading her in a sound file.
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Revise it again: Nature Boy Quoting Device
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I know, I found it already.
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