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It's Snakes on a Plane time Muthafuckah!




Snakes on a motherfuckin plane Muthafuckah

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That's just wrong. I seriously hope you are joking



The kids are alright.


It was for research,honestly guvnor!
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still it's hard, hard to see, fragile lives, shattered dreams.... the kids aren't alright- the offspring

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Not after Pete's paid them a visit, no!

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Or gary Glitter


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5:17 pm here and watching duke (go blue devils)




8:50 there, now crying in the corner.


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10:17......Gallifreyan meantime...

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its 8:17 and I'm drunk.


November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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10:23.....no you're not...

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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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But what time is it on the Klingon homeworld???


Qu'Pla!


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Time for some fightin'!!

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Today IS a good day to die!


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If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand!

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If you a man I would kill you where you stand!




them klingons are tough peoples

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Captain Picard to Worf after Worf had temporarily assumed command of the Enterprise to prevent having to destroy a Klingon vessel that had been in stasis for 70 years in THE EMMISARY:

" How was your first command?"

Worf : " Comfortable chair."


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they have good beer though



but they can leave the beer and go
buncha assfaced bastards

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Prometheus after having read Jerry's set-up for a line that needed none:

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you should go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here..."

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they have good beer though



but they can leave the beer and go
buncha assfaced bastards





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there's no beer under there.

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Oooooo..Captain Picard..are you SURE you still don't want me as a member of your crew?


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It's 10:38, and Grimm is stuck in an elevator with three oversized Klingon women.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Do the Time Warp! Dragon-Con 2001!!

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It is 10:41 pm and Family Guy is on Adult Swim.


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Oooooo..Captain Picard..are you SURE you still don't want me as a member of your crew?





You want me to say I need you?

I...NEED...You!

*snap*

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Picard's nemesis, the powerful, extra-dimensional being named Q, hurls the U.S.S. Enterprise across the galaxy after Picard refuses to let him become a member of the crew.
Immediately upon arriving in this unexplored part of the galaxy, the Enterprise encounters an alien ship. Suddenly, two Borg — part organic and part artificial beings — appear in the Main Engineering room. Unfortunately, the U.S.S. Enterprise's defenses are helpless against the powerful aliens, who begin draining information from ship's computers.

Then, having surveyed the ship's weakened defensive capabilities, the Borg vessel demands the surrender of the U.S.S. Enterprise. When Picard refuses, a short but fierce battle ensues, leaving both ships badly damaged and 18 Enterprise crew members dead. Desperate to learn more about this seemingly invincible enemy, Picard sends an Away Team to investigate the Borg ship, which is controlled by the collective minds of all the Borg, rather than by an individual leader.

When Data reports that the Borg are busy repairing their vessel, Picard quickly orders the Away Team to beam back so that the U.S.S. Enterprise can make its escape while the aliens are dormant. But as soon as the ship begins moving, the Borg give chase.

With the Borg vessel gaining on the U.S.S. Enterprise, Q appears on the bridge to taunt Picard with insults about the inadequacies of the starship. As the Borg close in and prepare to finish off the ship and crew, Picard admits to Q that he needs his help. Delighted with the captain's confession, Q instantly hurls the Enterprise out of the remote part of the galaxy and back to safety.


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You want me to say I need you?

I...NEED...You!

*snap*



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" All Hands! Abandon ship! "


Enterprise explodes in a brilliant flash!


and a few minutes later, the Enterprise is intact and again exploring the Typhan Expanse.....


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And Frasier appears at the end as captain of a ship that's been stuck there for almost 80 years. That is, of course, after Data encodes a message in himself to pay attention to Riker's three collared pip as the right solution...

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Correct..they asked Kirstie Ally to guest star with Frasier, but her schedule would not permit this.


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Moral of the story :

Time loops - Mobius strips are NOT just for Timelords anymore.


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Doctor...how did you defeat the Axonites?


I put them into a time loop. They'll be going through the same moment in time for infinity.


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Correct..they asked Kirstie Ally to guest star with Frasier, but her schedule would not permit this.




Didn't know that. What "schedule" did she have? "3:30, must eat twinkies"...

Fuck her. Saavik was about the best her career has seen. And she only played it once....heh..

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Doctor...how did you defeat the Axonites?


I put them into a time loop. They'll be going through the same moment in time for infinity.




Claws of Axos?

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Gawd, fucking nerds


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Snake-Eyes rules!!!1!!

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Doctor...how did you defeat the Axonites?


I put them into a time loop. They'll be going through the same moment in time for infinity.




Claws of Axos?




Correct, Pro! One of the very first Pertwee episodes I ever saw....


I am watching the NEW Dr Who on Sci fi right now.......




I like!


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rex said:
I dont know how to tell time, but I do know that any time is sock fucking time



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Gawd, fucking nerds



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