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It's time to shut me and everyone else up who have made fun of you. Time to put us in our place and show us exactly ow wrong we were!
In teh space below, please make a list of your greatest accomplishments. Hopefully apon reading this list of your greatest accomplishments your critics will once and for all be silenced. Please don't feel the need to limit your list in any way, you can list financial, relational, spiritual, political, occupational, or social accomplishments or any other accomplishemts you feel would put us in our place and leave us awestruck by your greatness. Just make sure to list your greatest accomplishments.
P.S. This is a serious thread so please don't list made up or imaginary accomplishments.
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After that, WBAM will post a list of his greatest accomplishments. Actually, it will look more like the word "teh."
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After that, WBAM will post a list of his greatest accomplishments. Actually, it will look more like the word "teh."
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After that, WBAM will post a list of his greatest accomplishments. Actually, it will look more like the word "teh."
Please, this is rex's time. Lets not overshadow that..... although it sure seems to be taking a while for him to come up with anything. I'll wait a while, perhaps he can go upstairs and ask his mom.
And yes, Killkoney, I often make typos. That seems to be the worst anyone can come up with against me without attacking my wife, so I would consider that quite an accomplishment.
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"the"
Typing that makes me better then you.
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Typing well is your greatest accomplishment? Not only does that seem like a low bar to set for yourself, but it's kind of sad considering the following: Quote:
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Their pure evil.
It's sad that that is all that makes you feel good about yourself, because all I would have to do to correct my problem is run spell check. Or hell, I could proofread my posts.
OK, here's a challenge for you. I will preoofread my posts for the next month. You on the otherhand will have that same month to get a job, a car and your own home. If I misspell anything then I lose. If you don't have a job, car and home of your own then you lose. I will begin proofreading my posts as soon as you accept the challenge.
Oh, and just a heads up. Noone has discovered my favorite alt because I've never misspelled a word while using it 
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"the"
Typing that makes me better then you.
Oh, I should also mention that you may want to check this post for punctuation.
Is it?
A: Typing that makes me better then you.
B: Typing. That makes me better then you.
C: Typing, that makes me better then you.
You have 10 minutes to complete this test.
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Trolling me is not going to bring those nine months back.
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Oh! That hurt right to the core! You win, because of your uncanny ability to say such hurtfull things.
Just kidding. It is kinda funny that you keep trying the same thing over and over again. Do you suppose it might work after the hundredth time you try where it failed the first ninety-nine?
I take it, that's a "no" as far as my challenge goes?
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Typing that makes me better then you.
rex, just because Perry White praised Clark Kent's typist skills in "Superman the Movie" doesn't mean such skills are something to brag about in real life.
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Typing that makes me better then you.
The word is "than" not "then". I call it a tie.
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Typing well is your greatest accomplishment? Not only does that seem like a low bar to set for yourself, but it's kind of sad considering the following:
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Their pure evil.
It's sad that that is all that makes you feel good about yourself, because all I would have to do to correct my problem is run spell check. Or hell, I could proofread my posts.
OK, here's a challenge for you. I will preoofread my posts for the next month. You on the otherhand
Well, there's strike one against you, WBAM. Should read "other hand." Two words.
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Typing well is your greatest accomplishment? Not only does that seem like a low bar to set for yourself, but it's kind of sad considering the following:
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Their pure evil.
It's sad that that is all that makes you feel good about yourself, because all I would have to do to correct my problem is run spell check. Or hell, I could proofread my posts.
OK, here's a challenge for you. I will preoofread my posts for the next month. You on the otherhand
Well, there's strike one against you, WBAM. Should read "other hand." Two words.
I don't start proofreading untill he accepts TEH challenge.
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Why don't you guys just whip out your dicks. Biggest dick wins. Well, you're both pretty big dicks, so it'll probably end as a tie.
Why do you want to know Rex's greateast accomplishments? Just so you can mock him? Man, even I think Rex deserves a break. Until he calls me a fag again, after which time we can all commence to belittling him again.
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rex just sent me a PM calling you a fag JJ.
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Why don't you guys just whip out your dicks. Biggest dick wins. Well, you're both pretty big dicks,
This whole thing is turning you on, isn't it? 
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...Until he calls me a fag again, after which time we can all commence to belittling him again.
So he can call my wife a whore as long as he doesn't call you a fag?.... Typical JJ.
Of course with all your talk of us whipping out our dicks, it's almost as though you want to be called a fag.
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You should all apologize to each other. Here's an apology you could learn from. The apology.
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...Until he calls me a fag again, after which time we can all commence to belittling him again.
So he can call my wife a whore as long as he doesn't call you a fag?.... Typical JJ.
Of course with all your talk of us whipping out our dicks, it's almost as though you want to be called a fag.
I didn't know he called your wife a whore.
If he did, kick his ass.
The "whipping your dicks" out thing was a set up to the joke in the next line. You probably couldn't tell 'cause it didn't have any typos in it.
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Why don't you guys just whip out your dicks. Biggest dick wins. Well, you're both pretty big dicks,
This whole thing is turning you on, isn't it?
No, it's not.
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...Until he calls me a fag again, after which time we can all commence to belittling him again.
So he can call my wife a whore as long as he doesn't call you a fag?.... Typical JJ.
Of course with all your talk of us whipping out our dicks, it's almost as though you want to be called a fag.
I'm sure you're the first person on the boards to be insulted.
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I was gonna say...who *hasn't* Rex insulted?
He's a janitor, lives with his mom, is over 30, looks kinda goofy. What else has he got but to insult people?
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I'm just happy to say that in my years here I have always managed to stay above the fray and never insult anyone.
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Of course, dear. You're hairy and perfect.
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I was gonna say...who *hasn't* Rex insulted?
He's a janitor, lives with his mom, is over 30, looks kinda goofy. What else has he got but to insult people?
Please, this thread is for rex to list his accomplishments. Not for you to do it for him.
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Thank You Jimbo!
And you say you don't like guys.... 
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I kind of thought everyone would be off Rex by now. I mean, what with a month worth of constant sock "jokes", and the like. What month is it? Isn't it time to swing back over to Pariah again?
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Pro, while I sorta DO agree with you, are you gonna tell me that Rex doesn't ask for at least some of this?
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Many people on the boards ask for it, but they don't get threads dedicated to them. Somehow rex is just special.
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I have YET to make a sock joke..I know how bad it felt in High School to get dumped on..which is why I don't dump on a person, unless they really push me, you know?
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I have YET to make a sock joke..I know how bad it felt in High School to get dumped on..which is why I don't dump on a person, unless they really push me, you know?
I agree wich is why the only person I dump on is the person who repetitively calls my wife a whore. Where I come from that's where you draw the line. It's chivalry.
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Does rex even know your wife?
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Of course not, Donny... I mean, Killconey.
Rex is just an asshole.
He's the only person I regularly harass, as well. It's mainly a personal thing.
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It's like Rex doesnt want people to like him....which is kinda sad.
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Especially sad considering he used to be a pretty cool guy.
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