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Date: Sept 1988.
Place: Front seat of a 1974 Toyota Corolla.
(Sorry Snarf.)
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Spring Break, 1989, Panama City, FL. in a hotel bed...
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1998
jan/feb-ish
universal city, texas
after a party in her parents bed.
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1997 (I hope). Lord help me, I can't remember the month but it was probably April or May.
My bed in an my apartment.
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Heh, my answer's two-part.
With a guy, August, 1978, friend's bedroom at his parents' house.
With a girl, July, 1983, my bedroom at my mom's house.
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June 17 th, 1978. It occured during a drunken haze sometime around 5 am, as the sun was rising upon a sleeping city. My friend and I had been out clubbing all night. We made love in his bedroom at his apartment in Philly.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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heh, mines two part too
Tej: August 2002 - Copper Harbour MI, some raft in the middle of the lake after some party outrunning the cops.
Nameless spring break chick: March 2003 - Playa Del Carmen, Mexico, beach hut
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Heh, my answer's two-part.
With a guy, August, 1978, friend's bedroom at his parents' house.
With a girl, July, 1983, my bedroom at my mom's house.
Dude....you did the guy frist? Why did you get married?
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That would be subject for another discussion.
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with my hand.....mid 80s in my bed.
with a woman.....August 1990 on a beach in Greece.
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Fucking years ago in my bed!
Thats as much as I remember!
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Was it as memorable for her as it was for you?
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Probably not, she was a slut!
I think she started having sex when she was 10 or something!
She had a head start on me despite being 3 years younger (I was 19 & she was 16 if I remember correctly)!
She was a lousy fuck though, so all those years of experience didnt count for much in her case!
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Never and nowhere.  But soon, all of that will change...
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No shame in being a virgin.
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Never and nowhere.
But soon, all of that will change...
Working overtime on Sammitch, are you? 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Dirty pool, Joe!! You know Chewy claimed Phil's innocence years ago... 
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Never and nowhere.
But soon, all of that will change...
Working overtime on Sammitch, are you?
Keep your sick fantasies out of this! My penis is strictly reserved for Marlene on our wedding night.
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Just make sure your first time is special, so that, many years later, you'll be able to look back fondly on that experience.
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Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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How is it that Dave is probably a bit older than me, but, he only beat my mark by one year? Those cah-razy Aussies... 
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Never and nowhere.
But soon, all of that will change...
Working overtime on Sammitch, are you?
Keep your sick fantasies out of this! My penis is strictly reserved for Marlene on our wedding night.
It does appear she has lovely brown eyes...
We all wear a green carnation.
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Oh it will be.
All six seconds of it....
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Dave was born August 1988!
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Dirty pool, Joe!!
You know Chewy claimed Phil's innocence years ago...
Dizzam!
Okay, you get the Goal, but I want the Assist...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Never and nowhere.
But soon, all of that will change...
Working overtime on Sammitch, are you?
You needle somebody else, but I don't see that you've mentioned your "time and place." Hm?
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It's a team effort, Mama...
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Jim Jackson said:It does appear she has lovely brown eyes...
She does indeed.
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Oh it will be.
All six seconds of it....
Probably. All this buildup and anticipation cannot possibly yield positive results.
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I hope you wank a lot.
All that build up could blow her arse out!
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Oh it will be.
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All six seconds of it....
Probably. All this buildup and anticipation cannot possibly yield positive results.
Strike that thought, young man! There are alot of "six seconds" in twenty-four hours... 
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I hope you wank a lot.
All that build up could blow her arse out!
I do wank a lot.
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Never and nowhere.
But soon, all of that will change...
Working overtime on Sammitch, are you?
You needle somebody else, but I don't see that you've mentioned your "time and place." Hm?
Only because I couldn't remember the exact day. But, since you're so interested, Jim, I'll tell you. It was sometime between June 21st and June 30th 1990. I returned from Paris on the 21st (part of the foreign exchange my high school sponsored). I'd asked my girlfriend at the time prior to leaving (in March of that year), but she told me she wanted to wait. Upon my return, she brought up the subject matter and told me that she was ready if I was ready. Before the month's end, we had. My friend's mother was away so my girlfriend and I had sex in the guest room - I presume my friend and his girlfriend (who he eventually married) were having sex in his bedroom. It was my girlfriend's first time as well as mine. The sex was not "good" (no one's first time is and, if you say otherwise, you're probably lying), but it was successful. We'd improve over the months after. She was my first love as well as my first time, so I look back with no regrets.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Could someone remind PJP that I'm not talking to him and that he is dead to me? Thank you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I guess I'll give your beers to Prometheus instead.
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Only because I couldn't remember the exact day. But, since you're so interested, Jim, I'll tell you.
Hey, I just thought you should at least come clean on your own before making fun of somebody else's virginal status.
As far as the rest of it, geez, man, set it to music.
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
you forgot to mention that I thought Kristogar Velo is funnier than you.
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Prometheus, could you tell PJP that I don't want his shitty beers? After all, why would he want to drink beers with someone he compares to Rex? Enjoy the Guinnesses, Pro.
*sound of crickets chirping*
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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All six seconds of it....
Probably. All this buildup and anticipation cannot possibly yield positive results.
Strike that thought, young man! There are alot of "six seconds" in twenty-four hours...
amen to that.  maybe 6 seconds, but it'll be the best 6 seconds evar!
if you say it enough, she might believe it
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