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and cum on her face Killconey!
Gotcha. Oral sex it is.
don't forget the mushroom tattoo.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've never been to smurf village or port "uron". They don't exist.
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I'm Bart Simpson. What the hell are you?
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C'mon Bart, stay on topic. When and where?
Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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now we've gone from ludicrous drive to plaid.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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Reveling in the knowledge that Sammitch will never interrupt my nookie ever again.
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"What the hell am I looking at?"
"You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed it."
"When?"
"Just now. You're looking at now now."
"But I wanna go back to then!"
"We can't!"
"Why?"
"We passed it!"
"When??"
"Just now!"
"Well when will then be now?!?"
"Soon."
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C'mon Bart, stay on topic. When and where?
Today's secret word is, pedo! HAH HAH!
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Kiddie porn is despicable.
Unless you're a witch grrl.
My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I think quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
The guy that worked with me,
Was a horse with a lavender eye,
Around in whirls, we'd wink at girls
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.
Up and down and around it we sped,
That dizzy pace soon went to my head,
Now you know why I'm dizzy
And do the things I do
I am assumin' you'd be too
If the Merry-go-round broke down.
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No, it is PEDRO...as in, Vote for Pedro.
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Golly, why can't we all just be friends for now? Voting and nookie can always wait!
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How is it that Dave is probably a bit older than me, but, he only beat my mark by one year? Those cah-razy Aussies...
Late starter. I was 18.
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i dont remember the exact date but it was summer/begining of fall (somewhere around there) in 2003 in his bedroom. i was 19, i think. so FAD dont feel bad lol
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in the ass or straight up?
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How is it that Dave is probably a bit older than me, but, he only beat my mark by one year? Those cah-razy Aussies...
Late starter. I was 18.
Holy crap....you're only two years older than me??! Why did I think you were about a decade on me, then? Heh...
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I fucked Trish.
we all have.
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My first time was with a sexy little blond girl who I had dated a few times over the years. A few months after our encounter she invited me to her eighteenth birthday party  I guess she wasn't legal age at the time we did it.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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My first time was October 4, 1982.
Time was approximately 9:30 (just after the end of a Junior Achievers meeting).
The place was the back lawn of McKinley High School in Buffalo N.Y.
And contrary to what some of you have said about your first times, I lasted about 45 minutes.
I am a sexual god.
Oderint, dum metuant.
You are a god damned idiot, you know that? You ought to be smacked upside your dumb-fuck head, even after all these years. Shame on you! -USCHI showin' some love
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I was 23 and it was in my bed. She was a sexy one, however she was the exact opposite of what I thought she was (outside of bed). I've fooled around with other girls...but not like that. Nosiree!
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however she was the exact opposite of what I thought she was (outside of bed).
A man?
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I was 23 and it was in my bed. She was a sexy one, however she was the exact opposite of what I thought she was (outside of bed). I've fooled around with other girls...but not like that. Nosiree!
A Fembot? 
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I was 23 and it was in my bed. She was a sexy one, however she was the exact opposite of what I thought she was (outside of bed). I've fooled around with other girls...but not like that. Nosiree!
A himbot?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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sorry balls, i don't throw courtesy
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I was 23 and it was in my bed. She was a sexy one, however she was the exact opposite of what I thought she was (outside of bed). I've fooled around with other girls...but not like that. Nosiree!
A Fembot?
Speaking of FEMBOTS, here's Jamie Summers, the Bionic Woman.... fighting FEMBOTS! :
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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Et tu Sneaky? Et tu?
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sorry balls, i don't throw courtesy
Balls!
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Lions and tigers and balls, oh my!
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok.
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1991. In her Puegot wagon. It was as ugly as she was beautiful. ...Which is to say "extremely" on both counts.
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