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*Monroe*: Here we are, folks! RobbleMania, the greatest PPV in the history of the universe, is finally upon us! We have championship matches galore, starting off with a Ultimate Y Match, for the...



Rob's Damn Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music plays, cutting off Monroe mid-sentence.

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*Bastardo*: Speaking of championship matches, here comes the next World Champ!

*Monroe*: This wasn't in the script.




MisterJLA stands at the Cheesedome entrance, holding two briefcases. He's in his wrestling gear, and looks ready for war.

JLA walks down the ramp, and slides both briefcases under the bottom rope. He then walks over to James White's table, takes a mic, and then enters the ring.

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*JLA*: Cut the music! Here it is: RobbleMania: The Greatest PPV EVAR! And it's only fitting that I am in the Main Event against my sworn enemy, Now here man. The scoundrel who stole my IC Belt! The herbert who tried to ruin my alliance with Captain Howdy, but failed miserably! And the same fool, who tried to injure me before this match, because he didn't want me to make it to RobbleMania at 100 percent!

*Monroe*: What's he talking about? He's the one who tried to ambush Nowhereman with a sledgehammer!

*Bastardo*: That's not the way I remember it!

*JLA*: Despite his efforts at trying to ruin my career, I'm standing tall. I'm ready to take not just any RDCW Title, but the most sought after title in this industry! The RDCW World Championship!

How did I get to this stage in my career? Who prepared me for this event? Well, that person is in attendance tonight, and I'd like to thank him.



Just then, "Captain Howdy" by Twisted Sister booms over the Cheesedome speakers, and the Captain rides down the ramp on a motorcycle! Howdy parks the motorcycle, and enters the ring with a baseball bat in hand. He's dressed for the Open Challenge / Hardcore Porn Title match, obviously.

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*Bastardo*: It's an Allied Powers reunion, at RobbleMania! How touching!

*Monroe*:




Howdy takes the ring, and the mic out of JLA's hand...


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*Howdy*: Thanking me for helping ye become a better rassler is the least ye could do, ye two-bit knob-shiner! Before we formed The Allied Powers, you were getting jumped by prawns like URG!Now thank me for helping you get to the Main Event at RobbleMania, before I take this bat, and shove it up yer...



“Faded” then plays, and Joe Mama, who is dressed in a tux for this EPIC event, quickly makes his way to the ring! Joe has a mic in hand…