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*JLA:* Now then, one last order of business. Now here man, not too long ago, you had the nerve, THE NERVE!!! to make fun of the dearly departed DCMB wrestling league! I retired the DCMB Championship a few months back, but just for tonight: it will return!




MisterJLA opens one of the briefcases, and then quickly slams it shut.

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*JLA*: Oops! Wrong one. Must be this one!




JLA opens the other briefcase, and holds it for all to see. Inside is the defunct DCMB Championship:



The crowds lets loose with a collective yawn.

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*JLA:* That's right! The DCMB Championship! If you can defeat me tonight, you can be the one to unify it with the RDCW Title! Tonight, one way or the other, we will have a Unified Champion!

As for this other briefcase...60 minutes after the opening bell, I will show the world its contents when I am the first Unified Champion EVAR!

RACK me, I'm out!




JLA throws the mic at James White, and leaves the ring...