60 Minute Iron Man Match / World Heavyweight Cheese Title: Nowhereman (c) vs. MisterJLA

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Monroe: It's time for the Main Event: 60 minutes of total nonstop action (...) for the RDCW World Heavyweight Cheese Championship! The reigning two-time champion, Nowhereman, defends against the man who earned the right to compete for the belt by winning the Randy Rumble: Nowhereman's sworn enemy: MisterJLA!

Bastardo: The stakes couldn't be higher! JLA brought the DCMB Championship out of retirement just for this match! It's champion vs. champion!

Monroe: No it isn't.

Bastardo: What?

Monroe: The DCMB league doesn't even exist anymore. JLA retired the belt months ago when Dark Typhoid Dave determined that JLA couldn't have championships from rival organizations, especially when one of the leagues doesn't even exist! Above all else, nobody ever cared about that angle anyway.

Bastardo: Yeah...but tonight, we have a title match that everyone cares about! And thedoctor, in his quest to destroy JLA...

Monroe: You mean to make the match fair...

Bastardo: ...has stipulated that if any of The IV even show up at ringside, they will be banned for life! I wonder how they will get around that, especially with thedoctor and ten security guards here at ringside!



Camera cuts to thedoctor looking smug, and pointing to the guards as if to say "Just try it, Joe Mama, you fucking prick!"

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Monroe: The stage is set! The World Title! Two men who hate each other! A championship feud being rekindled! Whoever scores the most wins: whether through submission , DQ, pinfall, or countout in 60 minutes, walks away from the greatest event since the creation of Adam and Eve as the World Champion!

Bastardo: And the DCMB Title will be up for grabs, too!

Monroe:

Bastardo: And away we go!