Clearly exhausted, JLA motions to the crowd that he's ready to hit the champ with a chokeslam! This is done by raising his hand high above his head, and screaming like a maniac. The champ staggers to his feet, and JLA grabs him by the throat.
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Bastardo: He's trying a HowdySlam! A HowdySlam! A HowdySlam!
Nowhereman is lifted into the air, but before JLA can drive him to the mat, Nowhereman twists in mid-air, grabs JLA's arm, drives him to the mat, and locks in a...
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Monroe: Iron Maiden! Iron Maiden! Iron Maiden!
Bastardo: Where!?!?
Monroe: In the middle of the ring, look!
Bastardo: Huh? I didn't know they were here tonight!
Monroe: RIGHT THERE! An Iron Maiden on JLA!
Bastardo: That's called the Crippler Cuntface! DUH!
Monroe: No, he renamed it. It's called the Iron Maiden now.
Bastardo: I liked the sound of "Crippler Cuntface" better.
Monroe: Yeah...
JLA tries to make it to the ropes, but the hold is locked in too tightly! JLA has no choice but to tap out!
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James White: At 32 minutes and 17 seconds, the winner by submission, leading one fall to zero: Nowhereman! We will now have a two-minute rest period before the match is resumed...
