Quote: Joe Mama said: Look at my sig...that's all I'll say about anything.
You sig baffles me...
Quote: I try not to be cruel to the elderly. Let me know if Randy or Gary (roid rage!) or Moose or whomever need help crossing the street.
Fuck you!
For the first two quotes, look no further than the World Baseball Classic thread. For the third, swing over here and look through the comments. And I was, of course, calling the Jankees (pronounced "Hankees" for all the crying Georgie did during the World Baseball Classic) old.
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I'd never call YOU old, Harley! My parents taught me to respect my elders. Your hair is a ravishing shade of blue, might I add.
Actually, it's dark brown. You might be losing your eyesight there...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
You might be losing your eyesight there...
