Quote: harleykwin said: I can't! Dave would kill me!
Yep.
But would I die a happy girl?
Quote: But if the Yanks sweep Boston, I just might...
I'll miss you after I corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect you and dispose of your Yankee-lovin' body.
Yes, I know you'll miss me! Pete's off chasing hockey fans, so you need me to sparr with...
But why do I have a terrible feeling that if you're the one disposing of my dead Yankee lovin' body, that my body won't go unmolested...?
...necrophilia
*shudder*
Quote: As for the disappearance - shit, I think I've only been here 2 or three times in the last three months - what have I missed? Has Elisa given it up? Has JLA revealed his true identity? Do the Red Sox still suck ass? (Wait, that last one was rhetorical - hiya, Dave! )
Glad to see you back (until I actually read your sports-related posts ). To answer your questions: A lot; no, she's dating Glacier who is now known as GQ Smoothie;
whoa - are they seriously dating - like in real life?
Daaaamn...
Quote: and piss off.
you know you luvs me....
Quote: My disappearance? Well, real life needed me for a while - there've been a whole lotta changes - most good, one really shitty - pretty much like everyone else's life, me thinks...
Hope that your life is back in order for the positive.
Thanks, it's been all good, 'cept for one shitty and sad thing, but what can you do except hope and pray? I 'preciate the thoughts.
Quote: How you be, Jankee boy?
Read my sig. Apparently, he and I are at peace while he turns his attention to Detroit fans. It's disturbing. So I'm sure you can understand why I'm especially glad you're back - I need a foil...a nemesis...someone to feud with.
So, did you see Cabrera's catch?
bwaa haa haa
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
). To answer your questions: A lot; no, she's dating Glacier who is now known as GQ Smoothie; 
