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harleykwin said:
You people come outta the woodwork like cockaroaches.



And, being a native New Yorker and Yankees fan, you are an expert on cockaroaches.

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Southie stopped pouring my drinks everytime I cheered for the Yanks last night (which sadly wasn't that often ) but on a positive note, she had a very heavy hand whenever the Sox scored. And apparently, as guest bartender, she drank as much as her "patrons".



Your friend is one of my favorite people now, and she does the Nation proud. Hopefully, this Pavlovian exercise has trained you well. Soon, you'll be cheering for the Good Guys not because you need to, but because you want to!

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And since the Yanks did not sweep the Sox as I had hoped, Dave's picture stays hidden and he gets to hold onto his pride for another day.



I would think that the trust and confidence I placed in you would be enough inspiration. Guess not - I'll have to send word to Nation leaders to pass a message along to your bartending friend. You need to be reminded of our power...

Mo.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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