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Oh, go bleach your pubes, Brit. And for fuck's sake, go shave your legs! No man will ever fuck you again otherwise...but don't you have higher standards for yourself...?




Are you saying all that for my benefit, or your own? Listen, I accept you the way you are...full-body pelt and all.




Actually, I've been going here lately - www.completelybare.com - so, no pelt for you, sugar...




But...but...I loves my Wookie Pwincess!!!

Why not save money and buy a John Deere Tractor Mower? That'd be some sweet foreplay...

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I even look past your Yankee fandom. There's no need for such hurtful words. Pookie. Sweetie. Mo.




Baby. Honey. Snookums. Brit.




You know just the right things to say to me...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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