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harleykwin said:
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Joe Mama said:
Bitterness is not an attractive emotion. Nor is envy.




If by "bitterness" you mean “indifferent” and envy you mean , then, yeah, I guess I am.




At least you're able to admit it. To me and yourself.

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Oh, Brit, – I understand - in order for you to stand even the slimmest chance of getting laid you need to surprise something hairy enough to grab onto and do your two pumps before it has the chance to run screaming in horror from your grasp (run, Pete, run!!!), but that just makes me pity you almost as much as knowing you're doomed to be a Red Sox fan forever.




That's a who' lotta words just to say you love it when I shampoo you and then shave you poodle-style.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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