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harleykwin said:
Um, yeah, about that belt...






I know, I know. And I knew when I noticed it was held with a Glad bag twist-tie.






See? Now that was cute...

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Monopoly money don't count...




SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Don't tell Rob or PJP! I've got a good thing going!!!)




hey, can you use that money at that rkmb-fest? Oh, wait. There has to be an rkmb-fest in the first place in order for you to use it...no pressure, Pete!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi