Quote: Even Francona, who has been taking blood-thinning medication for several years, was spitting out blood only hours before game time because of his bleeding vagina -- as well as during Sunday's game at Safeco Field.
That's just wrong...
Damn. The Red Sox are totally hemorrhaging at this point. Almost makes you feel sorry for them.
Almost.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
