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Joe Mama said:
I'll give you all the short version (I started typing a response at 1am saturday morning, but beer and sleepiness equaled a fucking long-winded post that went nowhere).



And this is different from your other posts, how...?



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I still love the team.

BUT

and then Dave-Mama proceeded to give us a "fucking long-winded post" ...
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...that, I hate to admit, actually made sense ...

I actually see your point of view, which prolly means I can't torment you as not being a fan anymore.

Fuck.

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PJP: The Red Sox can't buy a win this month!!!
Me: Yeah? Well...um...uh...you like butt sex!

Harley: The Yankees are on a tear while the Red Sox are getting swept by last place teams!!!
Me: Errrrrrrr...hmmmmmmmmmm...well fuck you MO!



Its funny cuz its true.

'Cept that "Mo" part. That ain't true.


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi