Rob hasn't cried like that since the time Joe Mama did him without lube! He called it "The Ortiz!"
He was wearing his A-Rod shirt and calling me "Jeter". It was uncomfortable to the point where I lost my erection.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock