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going to see Little Miss Sunshine




too bad he kept striking out, tho. poor big papi




Except for that 49th home run, you mean, right?




yes, i'm sure they threw him a few fish for that, which he gobbled whole to the applause of his friends and family.






i thought it was pizza, not fish...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi