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Boston lost....Yanks won....magic number is 1.




Are herein lies the problem. I've accepted that the Red Sox are out of the playoff hunt. If they get swept by the Twins, that helps Minnesota get home field advantage, which screws over the Yankees. So do I hope for my team to win what are admittedly meaningless games, or do I throw support for the Yankees not getting home field advantage? Which is stronger, my love of the Red Sox or my hatred of the Yankees? Either way, I can't really lose...


pretty lame...




Well, he is a Red Sox fan afterall...




You're both just jealous of my sweet bedroom set.




Now, if you would only come out of the closet about your Yankee fandom....



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi