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Okay, there's always talk of people going to hell, who is, who isn't, whatever. So, I can't help but wonder, which posters are most likely to be damned?
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I'm going to hell. It's cuz' I take the internet so seriously. I'm nothing like Mxy. 
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Well, you must believe that's true, otherwise you'd go to hell for lying, wouldn't you?
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I don't believe in hell. So, I guess, by most Christ-Based beliefs, I am one of the damned.
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The RKMBS is a voyage of the damned...
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Well, you must believe that's true, otherwise you'd go to hell for lying, wouldn't you?
Exactly Mxy. You're just too smart and unserious for my lowly serious self.
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I don't think you're reaaally serious... You're only convinced you are.
But, getting back on topic, aren't you condemning yourself with every post you don't really mean? Am I worth going to hell for?
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I don't know. Are you serious?
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Yes, but....Are you serious.
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I don't believe in hell. So, I guess, by most Christ-Based beliefs, I am one of the damned.
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But, getting back on topic, aren't you condemning yourself with every post you don't really mean? Am I worth going to hell for?
Both interesting points. Uschi and Sneaky would both definitely go to Hell. There's a few others, can't think of 'em off the top of my head. [not trying to single you two out!]
Mxy also inadvertantly brought up an interesting concept. If you're pretending to be someone you're not on these boards, doesn't that make every one of your posts a lie, therefore condemning yourself to eternal damnation?
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Yes, but....Are you serious.
(Assuming that's a question...)
If you mean if I really want to hear an answer to that question, yes, I do, though I'm used to you not answering straight questions so it wouldn't be that terrible if you didn't.
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Well, it would all depend on whether or not I'm serious Mxy. And whether or not people know whether or not that it all depends on me being serious.
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Isn't saying something and not meaning it the very definition of lying, though?
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Isn't saying something and not meaning it the very definition of lying, though?
Not if you know that everyone who hears you know you don't mean what you say. It's like you saying that you're not serious towards these boards, but it turns out you're obsessed with them.
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Not if you know that everyone who hears you know you don't mean what you say.
But, again, isn't the "you don't mean what you say" part the whole point? Or is the commandment "thy shall not lie, unless thy is joking about with somebody else and thy know they won't buy the lie"?
(safety space)
What if someone does buy what you're saying, say, a casual unlogged visitor?
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I was going to go to hell, but now that I know Pariah will be there, I think I'd rather to go purgatory, instead. Hell is no place for serious, unlazy people like me. I'm too highly motivated.
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But, again, isn't the "you don't mean what you say" part the whole point? Or is the commandment "thy shall not lie, unless thy is joking about with somebody else and thy know they won't buy the lie"?
(safety space)
What if someone does buy what you're saying, say, a casual unlogged visitor?
That's their fault then. Like how it was your own fault to think you're unserious towards an MB when you really are.
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Okay you guys. I'm talking seriously out myah. You don't want to go to hell.
I was there in '00. It smells like ass, the people all talk Spanish, and the water gives you the green apple splatters.
Nobody notices what I have in my front pocket: A little surprise for them all. We'll find out today at recess, won't we?
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I was going to go to hell, but now that I know Pariah will be there, I think I'd rather to go purgatory, instead. Hell is no place for serious, unlazy people like me. I'm too highly motivated.
And I'll bet you think that's a good thing.
I was hoping for some peace and quiet after death but if I have to listen to Pariah everyday, well, that would be hellish.
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." John Stuart Mill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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No worries, man! PARIAH is going to HEAVEN. HE's a MORMON.
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No worries, man! PARIAH is going to HEAVEN. HE's a MORON.
"Ignorance is bliss?"
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As an agnostic I am offended by your flippancy and crude vulgar twist of the Mormon church's docterine!
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Don't be mean to the new kid. I know I wouldn't like it if someone attacked me after my first post.
Welcome to the boards, "PCG342". Make yourself at home. I'm sure you'll fit in in no time. Oh, and don't mind Uschi. We take message boards very seriously here. No-one takes them quite as seriously as me, of course, but they try.
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We take message boards very seriously here. No-one takes them quite as seriously as me, of course, but they try.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm glad your pwning has gotten you on the path to recovery Ani. Good show. 
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Who's that guy in your avatar?
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I call him Amazon Guy cuz' I found the pic at Amazon.com.
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Who the hell is David Cross?
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Not really. I want the 5 minutes it took to skim through most of that letter back.
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Seriously, it's not funny material. This guy writes no differently than the more stuck up posters on the DCMBs.
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Yay! I have a fan!
Or perhaps Ani's just homosexually attracted to me.
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Sorry to have to shatter your world-view Grimm, but David Cross isn't funny, as his letter suggests.
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What if someone does buy what you're saying, say, a casual unlogged visitor?
That's their fault then.
So not meaning what you say isn't the point of the commandment? Ok. Boy, for such simple phrasing, these things sure are full of exceptions and by laws, aren't they?
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WILL YOU FUCKS STOP BICKERING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD!?
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