#67595
2003-03-04 8:14 AM
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Ask me a question, and pearls of wisdom will be yours.
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#67596
2003-03-04 8:20 AM
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Why do birds suddenly appear......
EVERY time you are near?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I hope you have written permission from Miki to do this!!!!
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#67597
2003-03-04 8:27 AM
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Franta is first: A two part question requiring a two part answer.
1. Just like you they want to be close to me.
2. He's running the same theme at the 'verse?
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#67598
2003-03-04 8:38 AM
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Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Miki has been doing this since the EARLY 8ball days!!!
its OK....as long as MY interview is next!!!!!
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#67599
2003-03-04 8:47 AM
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1. Yes and then they'll try to break your balls.
2. Which interview? Your Herald Interview?
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#67600
2003-03-04 1:27 PM
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Kisser Of John Byrne Ass 15000+ posts
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why are shrimp on Barbie???
What's that about??
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#67601
2003-03-04 1:45 PM
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why do fools fall in love?
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#67602
2003-03-04 2:14 PM
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I'm just sayin' 10000+ posts
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#67603
2003-03-04 6:23 PM
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devil-lovin' Bat-Man 15000+ posts
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I'm not doing that, I swear?
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#67604
2003-03-04 7:24 PM
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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Does the light in the refrigerator stay on when the door is shut?
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#67605
2003-03-04 7:29 PM
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When am I going to inherit that land I was promised...flowing with Beer, Cheese and Boobies????
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#67606
2003-03-04 8:00 PM
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If I had 9 apples and took away 5 what time would the two trains meet in Cleveland?
[ 03-04-2003, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Jack Mehoff ]
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#67607
2003-03-04 8:43 PM
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is your refrigerator running?
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#67608
2003-03-04 8:44 PM
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#67609
2003-03-04 8:46 PM
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#67610
2003-03-04 8:48 PM
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do you dare ask your doctor about diflucan?
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#67611
2003-03-04 8:58 PM
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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#67612
2003-03-04 9:03 PM
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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#67613
2003-03-04 9:20 PM
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Daves never made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl.
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#67614
2003-03-04 9:52 PM
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¿Como le gusta la piña a la tÃa?
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#67615
2003-03-04 9:52 PM
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Why did God create Midgets?
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#67616
2003-03-04 9:54 PM
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Do you think everybody will look like Michael Jackson by the year 3000?
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#67617
2003-03-05 12:22 AM
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when did loch hexen and octopussy come back??
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#67618
2003-03-05 12:51 AM
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What's the frequency Kenneth?
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#67619
2003-03-05 12:55 AM
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#67620
2003-03-05 1:34 AM
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#67621
2003-03-05 1:55 AM
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#67622
2003-03-05 3:23 AM
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I know that I'm not stupid!
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#67623
2003-03-05 3:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
why are shrimp on Barbie???
What's that about??
In Australia, we call them "prawns". "Shrimp" was a word for which Paul Hogan copped some grief. It was part of an Australian tourism campaign in the 80s, broadcast in the US, coinciding with the relase fo the sequal to Crocodile Dundee, IIRC.
And barbequed prawns are delicious.
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#67624
2003-03-05 3:39 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ButterRican:
why do fools fall in love?
It takes a foolish vulernability to be unconditionally in love, but we all have a little bit of foolishness deep in our hearts.
When you are in love, your heart lightens and you feel less of the abrasiveness of the day: you become a little bit oblivious as only a fool can be.
If you are not in love, envy the fool who is because his or her day is brighter than yours.
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#67625
2003-03-05 3:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by allan1:
Dude,Where's my car?
From a geological and astrophysical perspective, your car is sitting on a continent, subject to very slow continental drift. So your car is moving at any one time. In addition, your car is on the Earth, which is spinning and circling the Sun. The Sun itself is bobbing up and down as it rotates through the Milky Way Galaxy. So your car is in a different place at any given point in time.
From a philosophical persepctive, only when you truly come to know where you are, will you come to know where your car is.
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#67626
2003-03-05 3:51 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I'm not doing that, I swear?
Yes you are, and you should stop it or you'll poke your eye out.
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#67627
2003-03-05 5:21 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Does the light in the refrigerator stay on when the door is shut?
Does a tree fall int he forest if no one is there to see it? It all depends upon how much weight you place upon the reliability of your nervous system and its ability to respond to stimuli. But otherwise, no: if you hold open your fridge so that its only one or two cms away from being closed, you'll see that the light switches off.
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#67628
2003-03-05 5:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Pig Iron:
When am I going to inherit that land I was promised...flowing with Beer, Cheese and Boobies????
"Inheritence" implies that someone must die before you gain access to your promise piece of real estate. My suggestion is:
1. identify the said owner of the land;
2. ensure that they bequeath to you the land in their will;
3. wait for them to drop off the perch.
If the owner is Llance, you might be in luck. If it is Bibbo, you may be waiting decades.
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#67629
2003-03-05 5:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
If I had 9 apples and took away 5 what time would the two trains meet in Cleveland?
This question would be much more interesting if every noun was replaced with the words "nubile nymphomaniacs".
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#67630
2003-03-05 6:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ButterRican:
is your refrigerator running?
"Refridgerator Running" is a great name for a band.
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#67631
2003-03-05 6:04 AM
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Why is Kamphausen so very very very gay?
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#67632
2003-03-05 6:27 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by LOCH HEXEN:
who framed roger rabbit?
Was it just me, or in that movie when Bob Hoskins asks Jessica Rabbit if Roger Rabbit is good in bed, did everyone have this image of Roger Rabbit yelling "Yippee! Yahooey! Woo-hoo!" and banging Jessica Rabbit's brains out doggy-style?
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#67633
2003-03-05 6:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
What about Bob?
A natural consequence of buoyancy.
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#67634
2003-03-05 6:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Octopussy:
do you dare ask your doctor about diflucan?
If your snatch suspiciously suddenly smells like a stopped-up sewer, dare to ask your doctor for the drug Diflucan to deter dangerous and dastardly dick dermatitis.
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