#67675
2003-03-08 1:41 AM
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do I make you horny baby?
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#67676
2003-03-08 2:07 AM
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#67677
2003-03-08 7:51 PM
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Are we there yet?
Who let the dogs out?
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#67678
2003-03-09 1:59 AM
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If you and Rob went camping, and you woke up with your pants around your ankles and vasaline in your ass. Would you tell anybody??
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#67679
2003-03-09 2:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
If you and Rob went camping, and you woke up with your pants around your ankles and vasaline in your ass. Would you tell anybody??
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#67680
2003-03-09 2:51 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by AGW:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Are we there yet?
Who let the dogs out?
1. This is a wanking question, isn't it?
2. Yes, you are there. But I'm not.
3. In the song, the dogs respond and tell us: "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
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#67681
2003-03-09 2:52 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
If you and Rob went camping, and you woke up with your pants around your ankles and vasaline in your ass. Would you tell anybody??
You'd hope you'd been abducted by aliens and subject to an nal proble, wouldn't you?
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#67682
2003-03-09 7:16 AM
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So the choice would be you were anal probed by aliens or raped by Rob. Both options sound uncomfortable.
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#67683
2003-03-09 7:35 AM
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#67684
2003-03-10 4:22 AM
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Who's to say Rob isn't an alien?
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#67685
2003-03-10 4:56 AM
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do you know the muffin man?
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#67686
2003-03-09 7:38 PM
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#67687
2003-03-09 9:07 PM
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that lives on Drury Lane?
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#67688
2003-03-09 9:30 PM
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Why?
Whatever is this strange stuff I find on the bottom of my feet?
If we evolved from apes, how come there are still monkeys?
Did you know the Deathstar is currently residing in our solar system?
Where is the Lindenburgh baby? (spelling. I know.)
Did I remember to take my pills yesterday?
Is it time for work?
Is it possible to compare apples to oranges?
Is there such a thing as centrifical force?
Will you clean my room?
How many universes are there?
Was Descartes right or full of shit?
How come reality TV shows always seem so fake?
What's up, Doc?
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#67689
2003-03-09 10:59 PM
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#67690
2003-03-10 1:56 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Who's to say Rob isn't an alien?
Hurm.
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#67691
2003-03-10 2:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Why?
Why what?
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Whatever is this strange stuff I find on the bottom of my feet?
Socks?
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If we evolved from apes, how come there are still monkeys?
Silly monkey. Monkeys evolved from apes too.
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Did you know the Deathstar is currently residing in our solar system?
Yes, and there are Klingons around Uranus.
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Where is the Lindenburgh baby? (spelling. I know.)
You spelled it incorrectly?
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Did I remember to take my pills yesterday?
If you don't remember, Ronald, then you didn't take them.
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Is it time for work?
What is "time"? If time is merely a human construction to assist in the repression fo the workers by the bourgeious upper classes, then it is never time for work.
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Is it possible to compare apples to oranges?
Yes: "This apples is much sexier than that orange."
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Is there such a thing as centrifical force?
Yes, but there is no such thing as centrifugal force.
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Will you clean my room?
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Yes, but you'll have to send me the air ticket.
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How many universes are there?
None.
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Was Descartes right or full of shit?
I think he was right. Consciousness is dependent upon sentience.
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How come reality TV shows always seem so fake?
Because everyone is conscious that they are on TV, unlike other TV shows where the actors are trained to ignore the actors.
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What's up, Doc?
Bugs was always alluding to his erection.
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#67692
2003-03-10 5:09 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Is there such a thing as centrifical force?
Yes, but there is no such thing as centrifugal force.
[/QB]
Ah ha ha. You are the funnyman tonight! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haOh fuck. All that laughing made the stitches fall out.
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#67693
2003-03-10 5:15 AM
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Ah, you see, its the cold light of early afternoon here, so it seems much funnier on this side of the planet.
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#67694
2003-03-10 5:18 AM
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I did laugh. I'm a physics nerd. And the deathstar is actually disguised as one of Saturn's moons. No kidding.
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#67695
2003-03-10 5:35 AM
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Oh, yeah....one of them has a big crater in it. Io? Ganymede?
We all should thank Jupiter. If not for Jupiter's big kickarse gravity well, more Earth-killing meteors would come flying into the inner solar system, ending the Pepsi v Coke debate once and for all.
Hurrah for Jupiter!
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#67696
2003-03-10 5:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Oh, yeah....one of them has a big crater in it. Io? Ganymede?
We all should thank Jupiter. If not for Jupiter's big kickarse gravity well, more Earth-killing meteors would come flying into the inner solar system, ending the Pepsi v Coke debate once and for all.
Hurrah for Jupiter!
No, not Io. Io is the one that looks sick.
And I think Ganymede is the 'Bizarro Moon' -opposite of ours (old surface is dark, new surface is light).
I think the deathstar has a name starting with M...
And I said Saturn, Jackass. :)
But Jupiter's pretty sweet on it's own. And lucky for it we can huck shit to the outer solar system.
Speaking of...
Q- Who else is excited about the Cassini/Huygens?
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#67697
2003-03-10 7:50 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dave:
Ask me a question, and pearls of wisdom will be yours.[/QUOTE
Is Rob gay?
Is Llance old?
Are Mxy and Mr. JLA the same person?
Is alen1 really Shagy from the Scooby Doo cartoons?
Do nature boys exist?
Will Bianca keep falling down in front of her boyfriend?
Will we ever see Butter in playboy?
Why did they call Kimmi "Monica"?
Can Jack realy throw a car?
Will I ever learn to spell and type?
[ 03-10-2003, 03:53 AM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]
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#67698
2003-03-10 9:46 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
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Originally posted by Dave:
Ask me a question, and pearls of wisdom will be yours.
Is Rob gay?[/qb]
An alternatrive explanation to the one I have already provided is that his second name begins with the syllable, "camp".
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Is Llance old?
Cosmically speaking, no. Geologically speaking, yes.
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Are Mxy and Mr. JLA the same person?
Only if they together close to an exploding nuclear reactor and become Mr Firemxyjla the Nuclear Man.
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Is alen1 really Shagy from the Scooby Doo cartoons?
Yes.
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Do nature boys exist?
There are no nature boys, but they do exist.
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Will Bianca keep falling down in front of her boyfriend?
Not as often as her underwear.
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Will we ever see Butter in playboy?
Butter should open up her own publication called "Butter". Its a good name for a Maxim-style babes in bikinis mag.
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Why did they call Kimmi "Monica"?
Because she smokes cigars.
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Can Jack realy throw a car?
If he couldn't, it would be Big Oil's fault.
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Will I ever learn to spell and type?
Seems like you've got the fundamentals already.
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#67699
2003-03-10 10:04 AM
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What's the best movie so far this year?
Why is British/ Aussie humor so sad and dry?
Don't you love shampoo commercials shown in France (I see boobies)?
Will I make it as a writer, or should I go back to volunteer work at the sex addicts clinic?
Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?
Who makes the best pizza?
Being a man in Hong Kong land, which grotesque meat tastes the best: dogs, cats, or humans?
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#67700
2003-03-11 4:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
I think the deathstar has a name starting with M...
Mimas.
That bugged me all night.
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#67701
2003-03-10 7:40 PM
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Dave; how do we know that you're telling the truth?
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#67702
2003-03-11 3:55 AM
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Don't be stupid! NOBODY named Dave can lie. Not a damn one.
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#67703
2003-03-14 2:54 AM
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#67704
2003-03-14 5:16 AM
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#67705
2003-03-14 6:07 AM
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#67706
2003-03-16 8:43 AM
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Can I ask another question?
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#67707
2003-03-16 1:56 PM
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Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to fuck black men?
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#67708
2003-03-16 7:27 PM
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So, will you answer any more questions?
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#67709
2003-03-17 1:58 AM
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#67710
2003-03-18 7:02 AM
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#67711
2003-03-18 8:36 AM
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You have 48 hours to git out of town, you lousy varmint!
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#67712
2003-03-18 7:04 PM
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You am will have to bomb his house.
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#67713
2003-03-23 8:02 PM
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#67714
2003-06-11 12:31 AM
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Do you smell what PJP is cooking!?!
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