#67635
2003-03-05 6:49 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ace:
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A Klondike Bar? Is that a hard-on you get when you're in northern Canada?
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#67636
2003-03-05 6:54 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
It depends how much Tootsie-Pop has had to drink and how relaxed she is.
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#67637
2003-03-05 7:00 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
¿Como le gusta la piña a la tía?
Anata no shitsumon ga hakiri wakaranai. Imi ga nan desuka?
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#67638
2003-03-05 7:06 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Why did God create Midgets?
So you can enjoy midget porn.
You are one of His favourite sons, Mxy, and deserve every indulgence He can lay upon you.
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#67639
2003-03-05 7:16 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
Do you think everybody will look like Michael Jackson by the year 3000?
"Think"? What if in fact I am a super-intelligent mutated chimera from the year 3000, communicating with you humans in the distant past as part of historical research on extinct species? Would I then not "think", but rather "know" the answer to your question?
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#67640
2003-03-05 7:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
when did loch hexen and octopussy come back??
When Butter remembered her password.
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#67641
2003-03-05 7:30 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
What's the frequency Kenneth?
Sine wave at 42 megahertz per second (something like that), apparently: the inspiration for Douglas Adam's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book is that the Earth vibrates at a frequency of 42 megahertz- thus the answer to the Question is "42".
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#67642
2003-03-05 7:40 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Ub?
The Bantu word for "ball". Thus, "uhura ub" means "not wearing underpants".
(Star Trek fans will understand this one.)
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#67643
2003-03-05 7:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Why is Kamphausen so very very very gay?
It all started so innocently.
Rob was practicing Spanish with Mxy.
Mxy said, "¿Cómo es usted?" (How are you?)
Rob said, "Muey buen. ¿Y usted?" (Very good. And you?)
Mxy said," Sano y feliz. ¿Buen fin de semana?" (Healthy and happy. Good weekend?)
Rob said, "¿Beso de la lengüeta?" (Tongue kiss?)
Rob actually meant to say, "Vi alguna TV." (I watched some TV)
It has all spiralled down from that one simple linguistic mistake between two phrases that were obviously so similar.
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#67644
2003-03-05 8:27 AM
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If I touch myself in the naughty places, will bad things happen to me?
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#67645
2003-03-05 8:32 AM
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Do lawyers have more time on their hands than real people?
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#67646
2003-03-05 8:35 AM
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Who would win in a battle royal between the Texas Chainsaw dude (Leatherface), Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers, and the Maniac Cop?
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#67647
2003-03-06 4:06 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Rob said, "¿Beso de la lengüeta?" (Tongue kiss?)
Rob actually meant to say, "Vi alguna TV." (I watched some TV)
i said what i meant and i meant what i said!
q: when will franta come out of the closet and hold hands with me in public?
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#67648
2003-03-06 4:06 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Do lawyers have more time on their hands than real people?
thus clarifying dave isn't real people!
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#67649
2003-03-05 6:27 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Who would win in a battle royal between the Texas Chainsaw dude (Leatherface), Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers, and the Maniac Cop?
Jason
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#67650
2003-03-06 12:24 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
If I touch myself in the naughty places, will bad things happen to me?
Your fingers might get smelly.
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#67651
2003-03-06 12:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Do lawyers have more time on their hands than real people?
No, I just had a dull day yesterday.
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#67652
2003-03-06 12:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
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Originally posted by Dave:
Rob said, "¿Beso de la lengüeta?" (Tongue kiss?)
Rob actually meant to say, "Vi alguna TV." (I watched some TV)
i said what i meant and i meant what i said!
q: when will franta come out of the closet and hold hands with me in public?
Franta is a fragile person, Rob, and you should respect his delicate sensitivities. When he is ready and feels that you have a strong and meaningful emotional bond - something which goes beyond the physical lust which first brought you together - he will hold hands with you in public.
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#67653
2003-03-06 12:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Who would win in a battle royal between the Texas Chainsaw dude (Leatherface), Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers, and the Maniac Cop?
Jason
Hey this is my gig, buddy! Get your own "Ask Lothar" thread.
And get off my lawn.
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#67654
2003-03-06 12:49 AM
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If I make this face ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) ...... will it get stuck like that?
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#67655
2003-03-06 3:43 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Jack Mehoff:
If I make this face ...... will it get stuck like that?
If you are having an orgasm and suffer from a cardiac arrest mid-splurt, resulting in your death, rigor mortis could set in leaving your face stuck like
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#67656
2003-03-06 7:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Who would win in a battle royal between the Texas Chainsaw dude (Leatherface), Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers, and the Maniac Cop?
Jason
Hey this is my gig, buddy! Get your own "Ask Lothar" thread.
And get off my lawn.
Fine ,see if I care. I've been kicked out of better dumps than this!
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#67657
2003-03-06 8:53 AM
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Does shaving one's pubic hair eliminate crab infestation??
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#67658
2003-03-06 9:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
Does shaving one's pubic hair eliminate crab infestation??
Never having suffered from this, I am sympathetic because I've known 2 or 3 otherwise hygenic people who have been stuck with a case of the genital hair lice as a result of sleeping bags, toilet seats, and fucking dirty men in drunken one-night stands (I remember a punk guy at university who had them in his eyelashes, filthy bastard). You need some sort of special shampoo, as well as shaving down, and you need to wash your sheets in ammonia (something like that - chlorine?).
Still, I'm sure its a good excuse for some deforestation action on your girlfriend: "Honey, I've got crabs, so we'll need to give you a Brazilian wax."
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#67659
2003-03-06 9:08 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
quote:
Originally posted by Soy un perdedor:
Who would win in a battle royal between the Texas Chainsaw dude (Leatherface), Freddy, Jason, Mike Myers, and the Maniac Cop?
Jason
Hey this is my gig, buddy! Get your own "Ask Lothar" thread.
And get off my lawn.
Fine ,see if I care. I've been kicked out of better dumps than this!
Why you little...!
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#67660
2003-03-06 11:16 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by I'm Not Mister Mxypltk:
I'm not doing that, I swear?
LOL?
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#67661
2003-03-06 11:32 PM
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Did somebody say mcDonalds?
do you really want to hurt me?
scooby doo where are you?
Cleveland are you ready to Rock?
who said you shouldn't have instant puddin'?
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#67662
2003-03-07 12:03 AM
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#67663
2003-03-07 12:15 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ButterRican:
Did somebody say mcDonalds?
Given the size of the human population and the number of McDonalds in the world, plus their extensive radio and TV advertising, I'm certain someone somewhere has just said "McDonalds".
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do you really want to hurt me?
Boy George needs a good bitch slap, so yes.
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scooby doo where are you?
In a film canister in Warner Bros studios.
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Cleveland are you ready to Rock?
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Its "Dave", not "Cleveland", but I'm flattered by the offer.
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who said you shouldn't have instant puddin'?
....you got me on that one.
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#67664
2003-03-07 12:16 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by CrisLander:
Got Milk?
I can confirm that I am lactose intolerant, and not lactating.
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#67665
2003-03-07 7:54 AM
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Have you ever done the Safety Dance??
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#67666
2003-03-07 8:05 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by dun_like_dinner:
Have you ever done the Safety Dance??
No, but I've often not worn a hat.
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#67667
2003-03-07 8:39 AM
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What's the best of the 3 Evil Dead movies?
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#67668
2003-03-07 9:09 AM
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Evil Dead was good, Eviler Dead was better, and Evilest Dead was best. Don't know, as I haven't seen them. Something about a tree "rooting" a girl. That's all I know.
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#67669
2003-03-07 9:16 AM
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Oh it "rooted" her good. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#67670
2003-03-07 11:36 AM
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Army of Darkness was a great Zombie movie. It's the true story about the Time Warner/AOL merger.(just to see if Rob is still paying attention to thease threads)
[ 03-07-2003, 07:38 AM: Message edited by: Lothar of The Hill People ]
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#67671
2003-03-07 11:43 AM
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Well, I'm happy to clarify that for you.
Next!
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#67672
2003-03-08 1:11 AM
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Hey Dave, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street??
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#67673
2003-03-08 1:14 AM
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Those people at Children's Television Workshop have a lot to answer for, in corrupting English speakers outside the US with "zee" instead of "zed".
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#67674
2003-03-08 1:23 AM
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Damn them straight to heck!
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