RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts I don't remember a naked guy in the Wizard of Oz

VILLAGE PEOPLE
IN THE NAVY

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
In the Navy...
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!
..But..but..but I'm afraid of water!
..hey..hey..look, men...
I get seasick even watching it on the TV!
They want You! - Oh my goodness!
They want you! - What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you! They want you!
In the Navy.
In the Navy... (fade out)
- Jacques Morali, Henri Belolo & Victor Willis

An Ensign was sitting his first qualification board for Officer of the Deck at sea. After several hours of watching the young officer answer difficult questions from the members of the board, the ship's Captain decided to finish off the board by placing the Ensign in a completely hypothetical emergency situation. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard side?" he asked.
"Throw out an anchor, Sir," the Ensign replied.
"And what would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"I'd throw out another anchor, Captain."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the Captain.
"Throw out another anchor, Sir," the Ensign said.
"Hold on," said the Captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"
The Ensign smiled. "From the same place you're getting all those storms, Sir."

A defense contractor finally succeeded in building a computer capable of solving the most complex naval warfare problems. The top Navy brass assembled around the new machine and were instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They described a complex hypothetical battle situation to the computer and then asked the pivotal question, "Should our forces attack or retreat?"

The computer hummed and beeped for about an hour, and finally printed out an answer, "Yes."

The admirals stared at each other, mystified by the response.

Finally, one of them submitted a second request to the computer, "Yes what?"

The computer responded instantly, "Yes, Sir!"