Next is a letter from...Chewy Walrus of "Under the stairwell ".

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Dear Mr. Mandral,

I have a few questions that, in my greatest estimation, require your attention. They are as follows.

a.) Are you really Jeff Glacier? If not, why not? If so, why?


Actually, no. We both share a deep love of Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter II, and writing "Yeah", but we are not the same. Why not, you ask? He's too pure. I'm the "dark" version of Jeff Glacier. A counter balance.

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b.) Are you in any way, shape, or form related to the '80s band Mr. Mister, singers of "Kyrie" and "Broken Wings"?


Holy fuck. The only person to get that. That was one of the reasons for spelling out "Mister". I loved that band. (I'm going to catch Hell for this)



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c.) Have you ever considered getting your doctorate? If so, what would you be a doctor of?


I barely escaped with my Bachelor's. Too much FUCKING around in school. I'd be happy with a Master's. And I would be a doctor of fuckoffology.

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d.) How many rack points would I get if I posted the following picture in this thread?




732,000.

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Proudly displaying my RACK points until Hell freezes over,

THE Chewy Walrus


Bless you.

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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