Next is a letter from incandescent's own: Dark Typhoid Dave!

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Dear Paul

1. Why is your Iron Man throbbing?



He's just glad to see you!



That Iron Man image is from the famous "Marvel vs Capcom" series of videogames made by (you guessed it, Capcom).

Yeah!

That's how Iron Man looks before the fighting begins. He's hyped up and ready to battle, hence the bouncing...



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2. Are you really in Human Resources? (see my sig)



No, that's Jeff Glacier, my good doppleganger. I am a people person, though.



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3. There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammad, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine, and mine, and mine.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


True or false?



Every sperm is sacred? I guess I threw a lot of special kleenex away over the years!

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With kind regards

Your friend, admirer and fan

First Amongst Daves

PS JLA for Mod



Bless you, Dave.

"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?"

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