"Rooster" bursts forth from the Cheesedome PA speakers as Chris Oakley storms down to the ring, looking like he wouldn't think twice about ripping somebody's throat out.
LOUIE(off-camera): Geez, Oakley looks even angrier than usual!
MONROE(off-camera): Given what happened last week, that's no surprise!
Camera cuts over to Chris as he yanks a wireless mic out of James White's hand and turns to address the crowd.
CHRIS: There's only one way to describe what happened to the Outcasts last week...
HIGHWAY--FUCKING--ROBBERY.(Shouts of "Right on!" and "You tell 'em, man!" can be heard from Reprobates members in the crowd) The only reason Johnny Awful and that broken-down dinosaur Grimm have the RDCW tag team titles is because they paid off the ref to look the other way while Grimm cheap-shotted my partner!
Otaku and Grimm fans start to jeer the Outcasts team captain.
CHRIS: Shut up, assholes, you know I'm right! Now, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, those punks better enjoy the belts while they can, because pretty soon the Outcasts are going to take the titles back and leave those two XPW rejects for dead!(brief pause) But first, I'm going to end the career of Big Jerk Tim! You thought you could run from the Outcasts forever, didn't you, Timmy Boy? WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! Tonight, your little joy ride through RDCW comes to a screeching halt! Tonight, it's YOUR punk ass that'll be thrown over the top rope! It'll be the shortest match of your career...and the last. Once I lock the Eviction on you, it's all over...two seconds and you'll tap out! And after I've ripped your guts out, I'll let Superbeasto and Nuriko stomp on what's left of you!
Cheers from the Reprobates.
CHRIS: And one more thing...Joe Mama, when you and the IV Stooges interfered in our handicap match against Captain Howdy at Prom Night, you signed your own death warrants. One of these days, when you least expect it, the Outcasts are going to crush you has-beens like the cockroaches that you are.
Another pause as Chris raises his fist to acknowledge a group of Reprobates at ringside.
CHRIS:
OUTCASTS RULE!
The PA starts blaring Judas Priest's "Breakin' the Law" as Chris throws his mic down and turns to walk back to the Outcasts' dressing room.
MONROE(off-camera): Chris Oakley has declared war on two of the most powerful factions in RDCW!
LOUIE(off-camera): They started the war, Monroe, he's just getting ready to win it!
