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Masturbation isn't necessarily a time consuming habit. For example, it can easily be done while showering or right before going to sleep. Posting here, on the other hand, is always a time consuming habit, and it can be much more socially detrimental than, well, just about any other activity.
As pointless as it may seem for an already native speaker of the English language, it's more productive to be typing thoughts and reading others' than it is to drain the lily. I know how to bide my time on a messageboard, it's not so simply with masturbation.
Plus, that shower's prolly gonna take an extra half hour and you might sleep in longer. I don't really care how long it doesn't take to get through a masturbating session, I just know that it's not productive.
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If god didn't want us to masturbate, he wouldn't have given us opposable thumbs.
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As pointless as it may seem for an already native speaker of the English language, it's more productive to be typing thoughts and reading others' than it is to drain the lily. I know how to bide my time on a messageboard, it's not so simply with masturbation.
Plus, that shower's prolly gonna take an extra half hour and you might sleep in longer. I don't really care how long it doesn't take to get through a masturbating session, I just know that it's not productive.
The only argument I see here is that it's not productive, but the same could be said about many other activies, like playing videogames, listening to music, or reading superhero comics with no literary value because they're fun.
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We humans work hard, why not play hard!? 
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No offense, but I was praying you wouldn't weigh in in this thread, Jerry. Then I realized I was praying while reading a masturbation thread and felt guilty. 
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No offense, but I was praying you wouldn't weigh in in this thread, Jerry. Then I realized I was praying while reading a masturbation thread and felt guilty.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
Please, think of the kittens!
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The only argument I see here is that it's not productive, but the same could be said about many other activies, like playing videogames, listening to music, or reading superhero comics with no literary value because they're fun.
That all depends on the media that you're investing time in. I don't really find stuff like Mario Brothers or Mortal Kombat very rewarding. Games like Metal Gear Solid, however, have very provocative(sp) stories as well as employ strategy into the gameplay. Whether or not you think that particular game has redeemable moral factors for the time it consumes is based on opinion. I, personally, took a lot for its politics.
And I can listen to music and do productive things at the same time. In fact, it can inspire me.
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That all depends on the media that you're investing time in.
Why? seems like your arguments for why certain videogames could be productive could be applied to just about any media... and, with a little imagination, even masturbation. Speaking of imagination, it could be saying that wanking stimulates it, because you're forced to come up with different scenarios to keep it fun!
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And I can listen to music and do productive things at the same time. In fact, it can inspire me.
Dude, the clarity of mind that comes after the orgasm can be very inspiring. For example, I personally get story ideas, or new ways to look at old ideas. A couple of years I got an idea about getting ideas after having orgasms. I wrote a short film about it for school and it did very well (in fact, they're using it to promote the school). It just happens that right now I'm re-writing it because it's been involved in a professional project. I'm gonna get paid... because one day I wanked and got an idea of it.
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Why? seems like your arguments for why certain videogames could be productive could be applied to just about any media...
In which case, you'd be applying it fallaciously....Or abusively--I'm not sure which.
I freely admit that my time is wasted playing GTA and I'm almost as equally ashamed of being addicted to it as I am with masturbation. While I can't justify my habit for it, I could argue that it's better than masturabtion both socially and morally (although, it's a morality issue more from my end than from yours of course). From a social POV, lemme put it this way: I talk more with my friends about media (i.e. videogames) than I do about techniques on how to jack off. If I occuppied all of my free time with masturbation instead of TV and comicbooks, I wouldn't have much to converse with people about would I?
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Dude, the clarity of mind that comes after the orgasm can be very inspiring. For example, I personally get story ideas, or new ways to look at old ideas. A couple of years I got an idea about getting ideas after having orgasms. I wrote a short film about it for school and it did very well (in fact, they're using it to promote the school). It just happens that right now I'm re-writing it because it's been involved in a professional project. I'm gonna get paid... because one day I wanked and got an idea of it.
Uuuuhh.....If that's true, then congrats, but your example is too indirect. A person could come up with any number of extraneously creative ideas in any situation--Even after car crashes or perhaps hitting your head on the toilet seat and then drawing up the blue-prints for a time-machine.
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Threads about masturbating really get me going...hold on.......hooold on a sec....
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Nothing to do with with masturbation, but I get my best ideas when I'm ill. I don't know that is, but that's when my imagination is at its strongest.
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Being ill..and having just had an orgasm have one thing in common : They are both an alteration of our normal state.
So, yeah, we can be on another wavelength when we are not feeling well, too.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Yeah, being sick is like another reality.. the sicker you are, the more into that reality you are. I used to get very sick as a kid with ear infections... strange where my thoughts would go at that time!
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jerry, that was the decon you sprinkled on your cherrios.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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what i find most idiotic is that Pariah considers masturbation a waste of time (which basically takes however long you want it to).
But he will waste hours hear bitching and whiny about things and spend time looking up tranny porn which his own strict religion would consider abhorent to nature.
Masturbation relieves stress and releases endorphines (sp?). Rob's Damn Board does none of those things and, ultimately, is a huge time drain with little benefit.
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sp.: endorphins. But you're right about Pariah. I'd just like to point out that you can get endorphins from the RKMBs, however - provided you remember to RACK MisterJLA in your sig. And thank God for PJP! Oh, and capitalize on every cheap heat opportunity by poking fun at Rob's incorrigible stiffy for Bathoganwii.
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what i find most idiotic is that Pariah considers masturbation a waste of time (which basically takes however long you want it to).
But he will waste hours hear bitching and whiny about things and spend time looking up tranny porn which his own strict religion would consider abhorent to nature.
Masturbation relieves stress and releases endorphines (sp?). Rob's Damn Board does none of those things and, ultimately, is a huge time drain with little benefit.
You don't pay much attention to detail do you Karl?
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