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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
Masturbation isn't necessarily a time consuming habit. For example, it can easily be done while showering or right before going to sleep. Posting here, on the other hand, is always a time consuming habit, and it can be much more socially detrimental than, well, just about any other activity.




As pointless as it may seem for an already native speaker of the English language, it's more productive to be typing thoughts and reading others' than it is to drain the lily. I know how to bide my time on a messageboard, it's not so simply with masturbation.

Plus, that shower's prolly gonna take an extra half hour and you might sleep in longer. I don't really care how long it doesn't take to get through a masturbating session, I just know that it's not productive.