Quote: Pariah said: As pointless as it may seem for an already native speaker of the English language, it's more productive to be typing thoughts and reading others' than it is to drain the lily. I know how to bide my time on a messageboard, it's not so simply with masturbation.
Plus, that shower's prolly gonna take an extra half hour and you might sleep in longer. I don't really care how long it doesn't take to get through a masturbating session, I just know that it's not productive.
The only argument I see here is that it's not productive, but the same could be said about many other activies, like playing videogames, listening to music, or reading superhero comics with no literary value because they're fun.