WALK THE LINE – It's just like RAY, but no black people! (Yay!)
TRANSAMERICA – I'll hold out for the sequel, TRANSEUROPEAN VACATION.
NORTH COUNTRY – Why doesn't Aeon Flux just kick the shit out of that dirty, toothless miner/rapist? Or blow him and then kill him like in MONSTER?
MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA – Who likes Chinese actors playing Japanese characters speaking in phonetic English? I don't!
MRS. HENDERSON PRESENTS - Before this movie, I thought I'd have to live my entire life without seeing some Bob Hoskins cock.
YOURS, MINE & OURS - I hate children. And math.
THE FAMILY STONE - If it was THE FAMILY STONED, I still wouldn't go!
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 – Math and kids again? Fuck off.
THUMBSUCKER - See CHUMSCRUBBER.
CHUMSCRUBBER - On second thought, don't see CHUMSCRUBBER or THUMBSUCKER.
EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED - With each film he does, it becomes more and more clear that Elijah Wood is a weirdo.
