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She is quite intelligent, goes by the name "Juanita", and is looking for a relatively local man to date. Thank you for all interest.





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She has a lot of personality...the left one is larger than the right.

She'll date a Yankee. She'll date a Democrat. But Yankee Democrats need not apply.

Please no townies.

She likes her men smart, but no WICKED SMAHHHHHHHHHHT!!!

She likes animals, scuba diving (but not with alligators), reading, XBox games, Cuban cigars, and booze.

She doesn't want to die alone.


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Juanita and Juan
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Making their fortunes
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What about this girl?




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i'd like me a dot, preferably short and slender. with nice tits.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i'd like me a dot, preferably short and slender. with nice tits.











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Just remember this girl is taken by the bestest guy ever!!!

And you ladies better not try to steal him or else!!!!!!!! grrrrrrs


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<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1q1k1C1_XM"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1q1k1C1_XM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>





that's the ugliest girl yet!

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That is a fine looking cigar.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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What about this girl?







One or both?


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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That is a fine looking cigar.






what cigar?

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What about this girl?







One or both?



dude, you don't want tha tother one, she shits her pants.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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maybe he has a fetish


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That is a fine looking cigar.




Amd it appears she used heat-vision to light that cigar.

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Just remember this girl is taken by the bestest guy ever!!!

And you ladies better not try to steal him or else!!!!!!!! grrrrrrs




What the hell are you talking about? Both CJ and Bunny are single. Thus, this thread...



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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Just remember this girl is taken by the bestest guy ever!!!

And you ladies better not try to steal him or else!!!!!!!! grrrrrrs




What the hell are you talking about? Both CJ and Bunny are single. Thus, this thread...





yes, i don't get it either since it seems we bought her a couples gift, and not something humourous to share with the boards.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Just remember this girl is taken by the bestest guy ever!!!

And you ladies better not try to steal him or else!!!!!!!! grrrrrrs




What the hell are you talking about? Both CJ and Bunny are single. Thus, this thread...





But thats not good enough, Elisa is not getting enough attention obviously!
Someone please start a "Would you be interested in dating this tranny?" thread so he/she/it can garner all the attention seeking she can get without having to hijack other peoples threads!

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Nah...if you notice in the Women's Forum, the "Women Show Yourself" thread is composed mainly of Elisa pics, as those are the only pic-links that still work...

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Hahahhaa......complaining are ya mr. proms?!? Pole pictures ain't happenin' but you should be proud of me: haven't posted pictures for like a month or is it two months?!? It doesn't matter anymore.....

As far as what I said, I wasn't taking away from sneaks and cj's apparent hotness or dating attractiveness. Just trying to be cute, girly, and thankful that I finally found such an amazing guy.

Anyhoo, good luck with your quest ladies! I'm shocked that you're both still single!


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Hahahhaa......complaining are ya mr. proms?!? Pole pictures ain't happenin' but you should be proud of me: haven't posted pictures for like a month or is it two months?!? It doesn't matter anymore.....

As far as what I said, I wasn't taking away from sneaks and cj's apparent hotness or dating attractiveness. Just trying to be cute, girly, and thankful that I finally found such an amazing guy.

Anyhoo, good luck with your quest ladies! I'm shocked that you're both still single!




Well THAT was a not-so-subtle way of rubbing your relationship in people's faces while simutaneously mocking their lack of a significant other.

Sheesh. Pride goeth before the fall, yknow. And it's one of the Seven Deadly Sins - methinks thine name should be Princess Superbia.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Ms. Ultimania Phenomenon Boo-Boo Kittyfuck?




You may call me "Snuggles".


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Hahahhaa......complaining are ya mr. proms?!? Pole pictures ain't happenin' but you should be proud of me: haven't posted pictures for like a month or is it two months?!? It doesn't matter anymore.....

As far as what I said, I wasn't taking away from sneaks and cj's apparent hotness or dating attractiveness. Just trying to be cute, girly, and thankful that I finally found such an amazing guy.

Anyhoo, good luck with your quest ladies! I'm shocked that you're both still single!




Well THAT was a not-so-subtle way of rubbing your relationship in people's faces while simutaneously mocking their lack of a significant other.

Sheesh. Pride goeth before the fall, yknow. And it's one of the Seven Deadly Sins - methinks thine name should be Princess Superbia.



Thats ok, just wait til "this guy" discovers Penissa!

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Hahahhaa......complaining are ya mr. proms?!? Pole pictures ain't happenin' but you should be proud of me: haven't posted pictures for like a month or is it two months?!? It doesn't matter anymore.....

As far as what I said, I wasn't taking away from sneaks and cj's apparent hotness or dating attractiveness. Just trying to be cute, girly, and thankful that I finally found such an amazing guy.

Anyhoo, good luck with your quest ladies! I'm shocked that you're both still single!




Well THAT was a not-so-subtle way of rubbing your relationship in people's faces while simutaneously mocking their lack of a significant other.

Sheesh. Pride goeth before the fall, yknow. And it's one of the Seven Deadly Sins - methinks thine name should be Princess Superbia.





I'm suddenly reminded of my own single-dom...
















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I'm sure you'll meet the right guy soon!

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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

All hail King Snarf!

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And like that, he appears!
There ya go Jermery, your prince (or King, whatever) awaits!

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You're such a romantic...

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I just saw two lost arse-souls and thought they would make a good couple!

That way they will leave me alone!

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I think that says enough...

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It's nice to meet you, Juanita. I am SINISTAR!

And if you hunger as much as I do, I'll buy you lunch.


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Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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