quote:Originally posted by Animalman: I don't like jokes about dead cats.
Not even the one about
"Your cat's dead."
"Couldn't you have broken the news a little lighter? You could say, 'Bad news. Today we left the window open and your cat walked out onto the roof, and it started meowing for help and we just couldn't get to it so we tried to give it some food but it got something stuck in its throught and started choking and we really tried to get to it, but the airplane smashed it to bits. Your cat is dead."
"Oh sorry. I have some more bad news..."
"Whassat?"
"Today we left the window open and your wife walked out onto the roof...."
