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Ahem.
Mr. Baxter and Mr. Gob:
Upon a review of Mr. Baxter's initial post, it is evident that there were no "rules" initially established. Rather a request was made, as can clearly be seen here:
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Harley, please use this thread to post any and all pictures (naked or otherwise) of yourself. Preferably naked. Thank you...
Had Mr. Baxter wished to establish a rule, the sentence should have been phrased in another manner. Perhaps something more along the lines of: "This thread is only to be used to post any and all pictures (naked or otherwise) of yourself." Anyone with a basic grasp of the English language (which is why I am surprised that it was not the crazy, redheaded Welshman making this accusation, as everyone knows he speaks British) can see the distinction between a request and a rule. One is an appeal, which may or may not be granted, the other a law which must be followed.
You have both now sullied my name and as such I demand that I be given copious amounts of beer or various forms of hard liquor (and not the crappy well drinks, either) in order to soothe the distress you both have caused me by implying that I am a rule breaker. Perhaps the siren call of Guinness will make up for the pain you have caused me. I dunno if it will, but I am willing to give it a shot.
Finally, as this is my thread, I believe I should be dictating the rules here. The first rule is that harley shall be given lots of alcohol. I will come up with other rules as I see fit. For now, I am off to comfort myself with a round or three of Jamesons.
Sincerely,
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what the fuck is all this talking?
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make with the boobies! and also, some of that alcohol stuff you mentioned.
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what the fuck is all this talking?
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make with the boobies! and also, some of that alcohol stuff you mentioned.
You give me a headache of such proportions that it rivals even the worst of my hangovers....
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You're so sex-ay when you use your lawyer-voice...  show your boobies
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The lawyer-talk and lack of boobies in this thread made me go out and punch a lawyer in the groin and then stomp him into unconsciousness. Harley and the rest of you will be hearing from my lawyer, as I am a clearly a victim of this thread. Should you want to settle with, say, nekkid Harley pics, you know how to reach me.
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The lawyer-talk and lack of boobies in this thread made me go out and punch a lawyer in the groin and then stomp him into unconsciousness.
Poor, poor G-man...
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Yeah, at Fenway...even if I were gonna give you da pics, I ain't never setting foot there (unless, of course, it was to watch the Yanks pound the Red Sox), so it looks like you'll never get 'em from me...poor, poor Joey Mom...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Dear HardlyKwim,
Get em out, and get em out now!
The titties must be shown for I have spoken-typed!
Yours
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Dear HardlyKwim,
Get em out, and get em out now!
The titties must be shown for I have spoken-typed!
Yours
Lord Cedric Nowhereman, fith Earl of Fife!
I'm sorry, I don't speak British...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Magic! And your name is Cedric...? 
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I have many names!
Some know me as Prince Charles, while others know me as Dame Judy Dench!
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I have many names!
Some know me as Prince Charles, while others know me as Dame Judy Dench!
Damn! If that's true, then either way you're one ugly bitch!
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I also go by the name Lassie, but thats a whole nother story!
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I also go by the name Lassie, but thats a whole nother story!
it involes a boy named timmie?
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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...a bird flew into my window?
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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It was too busy trying to make fuck with the other bird and didn't look where it was going.
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I threw the cunt down a well & refused to save him!
so my country can be free!
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...a bird flew into my window?
Years ago, when I lived in MD, a bird flew into a closed window..it scared the shit out of me. I went outside to bury it, and I found it, alive, and squirming on the ground..as I watched, it got back up on it's little feet, and flew away..he (or she) was just stunned! I was happy to see it was okay.
"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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...a bird flew into my window?
Years ago, when I lived in MD, a bird flew into a closed window..it scared the shit out of me. I went outside to bury it, and I found it, alive, and squirming on the ground..as I watched, it got back up on it's little feet, and flew away..he (or she) was just stunned! I was happy to see it was okay.
Then suddenly it struck him! Criminals are a superstisious and cowardly lot... he will need to become something dark, terrible... he shall become a bird! His name is Beardguy, he is
The BIRD-MAN!!!
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...a bird flew into my window?
Years ago, when I lived in MD, a bird flew into a closed window..it scared the shit out of me. I went outside to bury it, and I found it, alive, and squirming on the ground..as I watched, it got back up on it's little feet, and flew away..he (or she) was just stunned! I was happy to see it was okay.
Then suddenly it struck him! Criminals are a superstisious and cowardly lot... he will need to become something dark, terrible... he shall become a bird! His name is Beardguy, he is
The BIRD-MAN!!!
http://www.toonopedia.com/birdman.htm
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...a bird flew into my window?
Years ago, when I lived in MD, a bird flew into a closed window..it scared the shit out of me. I went outside to bury it, and I found it, alive, and squirming on the ground..as I watched, it got back up on it's little feet, and flew away..he (or she) was just stunned! I was happy to see it was okay.
Then suddenly it struck him! Criminals are a superstisious and cowardly lot... he will need to become something dark, terrible... he shall become a bird! His name is Beardguy, he is
The BIRD-MAN!!!
http://www.toonopedia.com/birdman.htm
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I liked Birdman better when he was a superhero, not as a lawyer..... 
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I liked Birdman better when he was a superhero, not as a lawyer.....
HeyheyHEY!!!! 
...but happy birthday, anyways...
See? Not all of us are evil... 
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i dont understand.
i keep checking back in this thread, and its all this talk stuff.
harley, make with the naked.
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Even gay guys want to see harley naked.
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wow, rex wants to see harley naked!!
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wow, rex wants to see harley naked!!
Rex wants to live in a girl nudist colony for the rest of his life.........thatss not a surprise ;p
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