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I made that banner for you JLA, so now write the RAW review for me.......thanx!
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I made that banner for you JLA, so now write the RAW review for me.......thanx!
But how will I know what's going on unless you tell me???
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Read one of my previous reviews!
They are all the same!
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Ok, so here we go, the long awaited return of my RAW review!
Recap of HBK vs Umaga the talentless!
Apparently we are in Memphis so they show us Graceland!
The Mahons are both dressed as Elvis!
They say some shit!
They sing some Elvis songs!
They say more shit!
Sing more Elvis songs!
Say more shit!
blah blah blah blah blah
RAW music hits!
Brilliant song!
Retard tells us about Hogan being a cripple!
Tittian Garcia introduces the womens TITle match!
Tits Stratus comes out!
Tittie James comes out next!
I'm sorry but James' music just does not fit a heel!
The match starts and Edges music hits!
He comes out with Tita!
Edge says he is sick of taking a backseat & tells Tittie to leave as the match is over!
Edge says he is taking over RAW.
He tells Stratus to stay as he wants her to hear stuff!
He rants some more!
Why the fuck has he still got that gay arse spinner belt?
I reckon it means he'll lose it to Cena at Summersham!
Edge gets them to put up the Summersham poster and points out that he is not on the poster despite being the champ!
He then says he aint even on the cover of the new WWE magazine.......its Tits Stratus!
Tita opens her gob!
I want her to shut up already!
They just bleeped the word bitch......what the fuck?
Tits & Tita fight a bit!
Tita spears Tits then picks her up so Edge can spear her, but Carlito runs in for the rescue!
Edge hits Carlito with a spear!
Edge & Tita run off laughing!
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Melina & Nitro make their way to the announcer table!
She shows is her arse!
They sit on chairs next to the table!
Shelton Benjamin comes out for a number one contenders match (IC title).
Kane comes out!
Shelton cacks his strides!
Benjamin hits Kane with a bulldog before he can do his explody bit!
Benjamin uses his speed against Kane but Kane catches him & twats him!
Kane squashes Benjamin in the corner then hits a sidewalk slam!
Kane goes up top & hits a flying clothesline!
Benjamin stops one chokeslam with a kick to the knee!
Benjamin then reverses another into a DDT!
Drop toe hold! (yep, JR shouted it)
Kane finally hits the chokeslam & pins Benjamin!
Nitro looks worried!
Kane laughs!
Kane keeps laughing as he leaves!
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Australian tour clip!
Cena comes out!
I defo think he has more popularity without the title!
He says some stuff but I cant be arsed typing any of it!
Cena calls out Edge!
Coach comes out & tells Cena to fuck off as he already has a match!
Coach tells Cena he has a match for Cena, and out comes Viscera!
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Match has already started!
Viscera goes to sit on Cenas face, but Cena moves!
Cena tries to shoulder block Viscera & gets hit with a Samoan drop!
Viscera squashes Cena in the corner!
Viscera shouts at Lillian!
Viscera goes outside to get Cena and throws him into the ring!
2 count for Viscera!
Cena punches Viscera then jumps at him!
Viscera catches him & splashes him......2 count!
Viscera applies a headlock of some description!
Cena rapes a child!
Cena punches Viscera a few times again!
Cena hits the throwback!
Sidewalk slam from Viscera!
Viscera rapes Cena!
Viscera misses a splash!
Cena hits the FU for the pin!
A child in the crowd explodes!
JR & Lawler jabber on about how amazing it is that he hit the FU on a 500lb man, obviously forgetting he has done it to Big Show as well!
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The Mahons talk to security!
Trish talks to Carlito backstage!
Trish kisses Carlito!
"Thats cool!"
Shane shouts out for HBK!
The Highlanders say stuff!
Torrie and Candice vamp it up!
As he walks back to the room Vince & security are in, HBK jumps Shane!
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MisterJLA is a cunt!
Best review ever!!!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Security restrains Michaels and say he struck an officer, so they are sposed to be police!
They take him away as HHH protests!
Edge & Chita come out for their tag match!
Carlito & Trish come out!
Edge & Carlito start out!
Carlito gets the upper hand!
Face buster to Edge and a 2 count!
Edge kicks Carlito a few times!
Edge now punches him!
Drop kick from Edge.......2 count!
JR mentions the woodshed!
Edge tags Chita in!
Carlito tags in Trish!
Lou Thesz press from Trish!
Punches from Trish!
Kicks from Trish!
Trish runs into an elbow!
Edge stops Trish from knocking Chita of the top turnbuckle!
Chita jumps onto Trish!
Headlock/sleeper from Chita!
Trish fights out but Chita throws her to the canvas by pulling hee hair!
Chita chokes Trish with the ropes!
Chita drops a knee into Trish's back!
Crowd seem to be chanting "HBK!"
All four are in the ring!
Carlito & Trish drop kick Chita & Edge out of the ring!
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We come back and of course for some reason Edge has the upper hand over Carlito!
God they plan this out really well!
Carlito fights out of a headlock!
Big flip from Carlito, and tries for back cracker but Edge holds on to the ropes!
Carlito is knocked out of the ring!
Edge throws him back in!
Edge locks in a move that I dunno!
Carlito fights out & hits a springboard back elbow!
Edge tags in Chita!
Trish hits clotheslines, drop kicks & chops!
Chita fights out but Trish hits a spinebuster!
Edge breaks up the pin!
Edge holds Trish while Chita goes to top turnbuckle!
Carlito knocks Edge into ropes and Chita gets crotched!
Trish throws Chita from the top.
Carlito dodges a spear from Edge who hits Trish instead!
Carlito throws Edge from the ring then goes after him allowing Chita to get the pin!
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Smackdown rebound!
Retard is on his own as Lawler is gonna be in a match!
Four eyes tells us about I shit on Hogans injury!
Four eyes talks to Mandy Shortone!
Mandy calls I shit on Hogan a coward!
Wooooo, the grand wizard comes out with a book in his hand!
Flair throws his mic to the floor & talks to the book for some reason, then realises his mistake!
The book is Foley is good!
Flair throws the book on the floor, stamps on it then drops elbows & knees on it!
Finally he throws it into the crowd!
He tears out a page that he claims says Foley idolises him!
Micks top ten matches:
1:Funk vs Flair I quit match!
He says Foley either thinks he cant beat him or knows he cant beat him!
Foley comes out!
Foley says Flair is right, he idolised Flair!
He says Flair was a better wrestler than Foley ever was!
He says they hate eachother!
He says if they get in the ring, it would be the real Summersham main event!
But it wont happen cause that would make Flair great again!
He says Flair was a cunt back in WCW as he stepped on Foleys dreams!
Foley says everyone can kiss his *bleep* (yup another bleep)
Flair says Foley is a gay cunt!
Foley rants some more then agrees to an I quit match at Summersham!
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Mandy makes his way out!
JR "Tonight RAW is brought to you by Snakes On A Plane!" (I shit you not)
Lawler comes out looking like a twat as usual!
I am not doing play by play as I am drawing a picture!
Low blow, RKO & pin for Mandy!
Gay!
Almost as gay as Lawlers white bodysuit!
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This is the greatest RAW review ever!
2,000 points!
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Best review ever!!!
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Jeff Hardy promo, so it looks like he is RAW bound........no Hardy Boyz reunion!
Skank search segment where we all know the black chick from England is gonna win!
Umaga does something!
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Umaga comes out with Estrada weird face & the Mahons!
Out comes HHH!
HHH hits Umaga!
Umaga hits HHH!
Low bridge from HHH & Umaga leaves the ring!
HHH throws Umaga into a ring post!
Both back in the ring & HHH squashes Umaga in the corner!
Running heel kick from Umaga & a diving headbutt!
Umaga fatties HHH!
Umaga hangs HHH in a tree of woe then hits a flying head butt!
Umaga hits HHH with his arse!
Headbutt from second rope, but HHH moves!
HHH punches Umaga!
Facebuster to Umaga!
Clothesline to Umaga!
HHH hits Shane!
Umaga fights out of a pedigree!
Spinebuster from HHH!
Vince pulls ref out before he can finish the count!
Shane hits HHH!
HHH hits Shane with a spinebuster!
Umaga saves Vince from a spinebuster by hitting HHH with his thumb!
Umaga gets the pin!
Estrada funnyface rapes a cat!
They all shake hands & leave the Mahons in the ring taunting HHH!
Vince pedigrees HHH!
Vince goes to the second rope, nearly falls off, then mocks HHHs spitting water pose!
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Oh well, all I got was two comments & a lousy handful of points!
This is the last RAW review ever!
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Missed you doing the RAW reviews but if it's worth anything to you, Nowhereman...there's at least ONE person who appreciates your reviews.
And I didn't reply earlier since the show's still on as I type this post...darn West Coast cable feed 
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Did you see how witty Vince was in responding to Jim Cornette's comment on TNA last week about how bosses interrupt matches on other wrestling shows?
Neither did Carlito. That's not cool.
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Gob bless Jim Cornette. The evil boss shtick has pretty much been played to death.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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