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Hi, I just recently quit posting at a Bowie site that I was very loved, influential, and probably worshipped at. I was wondering what steps I could make in order to secure that same status here. I'd appreciate any tips and tricks being sent to me via PM because I don't want any old faggot reading them, you know?
I'm good for about a year or two of really great posting that will have you laughing until milk comes out of your nose. So it's best that we put this into motion post-haste. Unless this place sucks...because we all know that it takes good contributors to bounce off of. But the person who sent me here seems to have good taste so I'll stick around.
Bye!
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MXY!!! YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!
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MXY!!! YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!
What tipped you off? The Bowie thing? Surely there are other members of the homosexual community here that might have sent me...
By the way; nice use of a catch phrase from a TV show. I Love Lucy, right? I like the episode in the chocolate factory!*
* really, I do. I'm not just saying that because you said you're a Negro.
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What the fuck is this shit.
Just what we needed, another cunt
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What the fuck is this shit.
Just what we needed, another cunt
You missed a punctuation mark. (hint: it was a "?")
But I like that you use the word "cunt." It shows that you, like, don't give a shit, man! It's like if the Macho Man were to take the form of a dude that resorted to the Internet for social contact. Awesome.
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You'll find out soon enough that my taste leaves much to be desired. Also, I should warn you that some posters here are forced by contract to reference my Bowie obsession "tearing these boards apart". Obviously they've never met Dogz.
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What the fuck is this shit.
Just what we needed, another cunt
You missed a punctuation mark. (hint: it was a "?")
But I like that you use the word "cunt." It shows that you, like, don't give a shit, man! It's like if the Macho Man were to take the form of a dude that resorted to the Internet for social contact. Awesome.
Says the man that wants to be a Message board god. 
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oh yeah and your still a cunt.
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and why the fuck am i arguing with an alt?
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What the fuck is this shit.
Just what we needed, another cunt
You missed a punctuation mark. (hint: it was a "?")
But I like that you use the word "cunt." It shows that you, like, don't give a shit, man! It's like if the Macho Man were to take the form of a dude that resorted to the Internet for social contact. Awesome.
Says the man that wants to be a Message board god.
My lack of a respectable ambition doesn't excuse your lack of originality or wit, you know.
But still...keep on keepin' on, dude.
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Hi, I just recently quit posting at a Bowie site that I was very loved, influential, and probably worshipped at. I was wondering what steps I could make in order to secure that same status here. I'd appreciate any tips and tricks being sent to me via PM because I don't want any old faggot reading them, you know?
I'm good for about a year or two of really great posting that will have you laughing until milk comes out of your nose. So it's best that we put this into motion post-haste. Unless this place sucks...because we all know that it takes good contributors to bounce off of. But the person who sent me here seems to have good taste so I'll stick around.
Bye!
Become effin' dead.
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Hi, I just recently quit posting at a Bowie site that I was very loved, influential, and probably worshipped at. I was wondering what steps I could make in order to secure that same status here. I'd appreciate any tips and tricks being sent to me via PM because I don't want any old faggot reading them, you know?
I'm good for about a year or two of really great posting that will have you laughing until milk comes out of your nose. So it's best that we put this into motion post-haste. Unless this place sucks...because we all know that it takes good contributors to bounce off of. But the person who sent me here seems to have good taste so I'll stick around.
Bye!
Become effin' dead.
You know, beyond the rather obvious play on words you spun together you really haven't said anything at all have you?
I'm sure your insults are usually better thought out and don't sound lifted from a Beavis and Butthead music video commentary so I'm just going to ignore this first response and give you a chance to come up with something worth reading. (Or, indeed, worth writing in the first place.) It would be a shame for all concerned if your skills at batting around the newbie were really this clawless and poorly-developed.
So take a day or so to work up your most original and biting insult and we'll meet back here, 'kay?
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Ummmm...dude...you're new here. Maybe, like, take a moment and realize that not everyone is trying to "insult" you. Get to know the humor, and...you know...stuff... 
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Ummmm...dude...you're new here. Maybe, like, take a moment and realize that not everyone is trying to "insult" you. Get to know the humor, and...you know...stuff...
That was supposed to be humor?
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Well..."nonsense", mainly.
Wait......my post, or, Pig's?
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Rhetorical, much?
Right back at'cha, big guy! 
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man i would love to see the look on this Deadeffie poster as they were gang raped by a group of Dominicans.
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man i would love to see the look on this Deadeffie poster as they were gang raped by a group of Dominicans.
I'd rather stay relatively anonymous, thanks.
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man i would love to see the look on this Deadeffie poster as they were gang raped by a group of Dominicans.
You say that to all newbies.
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Well I coulda said molested by Elisa, But I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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You're getting compassionate in your old age, cunt...
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You're getting compassionate in your old age, cunt...
No...
There are just somethings that are way to barbaric to do to people.
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Dude...the truly 'famous' in here (and seriously....what fucking tragic ambition...but to each thier own) have all written epic poetic 'going away' threads. This of course...needs to be followed shortly by banter in another thread (whithin the hour is your best bet!).
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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I think Pro may have started that tradition, almost exactly six years ago. "Don't have time to post because of work..."
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I think Pro may have started that tradition, almost exactly six years ago. "Don't have time to post because of work..."
Yeah, THAT worked out well, didn't it?
Of course...I learned quickly that nothing short of losing my internet access could keep me from here... 
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Yeah, who would have killed Drake Marshall is you weren't around. 
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Or even "if" I wasn't around, eh?
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I'm still too broken up about it to write typo free.
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I think Pro may have started that tradition, almost exactly six years ago. "Don't have time to post because of work..."
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"I offer you a Vulcan prayer, Mr Suder. May your death bring you the peace you never found in life." - Tuvok. 
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My alt id and I wrote 2 going away threads ,,,,man, that's sad.
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Seriously effie you need over 100 post first so I can tell whose alt you are or your personality..otherwise it's like talking to any of the other 20,000 random fuckers in here...which is a waste of time.
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