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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
It's not fair to compare Jesus to boobies. If you choose boobies, you go to hell for not loving Jesus. If you choose Jesus, you're gay for not choosing boobies and you go to hell anyway.
Seems like you guys are damned either way. The game is rigged from the get go...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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