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Pig Iron said:
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DeadEffie said:
Hi, I just recently quit posting at a Bowie site that I was very loved, influential, and probably worshipped at. I was wondering what steps I could make in order to secure that same status here. I'd appreciate any tips and tricks being sent to me via PM because I don't want any old faggot reading them, you know?

I'm good for about a year or two of really great posting that will have you laughing until milk comes out of your nose. So it's best that we put this into motion post-haste. Unless this place sucks...because we all know that it takes good contributors to bounce off of. But the person who sent me here seems to have good taste so I'll stick around.

Bye!



Become effin' dead.


You know, beyond the rather obvious play on words you spun together you really haven't said anything at all have you?

I'm sure your insults are usually better thought out and don't sound lifted from a Beavis and Butthead music video commentary so I'm just going to ignore this first response and give you a chance to come up with something worth reading. (Or, indeed, worth writing in the first place.) It would be a shame for all concerned if your skills at batting around the newbie were really this clawless and poorly-developed.

So take a day or so to work up your most original and biting insult and we'll meet back here, 'kay?